Contains 25% man, 50% heavy metal, 10%
bacon, and 25% badass.
Package includes a 12g combat
shotgun, a case of Keystone Light, a pair of black cut-off shorts, and a pair of Emporio Armani reading glasses.
Every purchase comes with a free bottle of McCormick'
s Vodka. (Please drink responsibly.)
Must be atleast a quarter Viking to purchase.
Warning! When exposed to large amounts of alcohol, Travisio may become oblivious to its surroundings and may attempt to headbutt EVERYTHING.
Does not require batteries.