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twattering 

The sharing of way too many banal entries on twitter from a person who thinks twittering make them famous.
When I saw Jen had written four entries in her twitter profile before noon about cleaning her apartment, I realized she was twattering again today.
twattering by AS_King August 23, 2008

Twattering 

The use of self pitying, banal, inane or downright uninteresting status updates via facebook or Twitter, aimed at generating pity or attention in comment form.
Jane is getting ready to go work, or Jane is wondering why everything in her life is going wrong. Both examples of twattering.
Twattering by Richard Drebin December 16, 2008

heiny tatterings 

flirtatious way to talk about anal sex, refering to anal sex in a joking or serious manner
Hey what you need right now is some heiny tatterings to cheer you up!
heiny tatterings by Scubagod October 26, 2006

TWATTERING 

TWATTERING:When you have up to five bitches on twitter that do not know about one another you are dating them and getting all sorts of sexual favours and they have basically been twatted..

usually sad desperate twats..LOL
steve:man i just twattered that brenda bitch last night it was the best twattering i have had in years and none of these bitches know about my twattering!!
Stop tattering with my dog
Tattering by Zestyspaghetti December 29, 2016

twattering 

Twattering = the art of being bland, boring, useless and very irritating tit. All at once.
The ram was just twattering about
twattering by Thetruthwillout July 22, 2023