Heiny

Derived from the word "Heinous", meaning a really bad or gross action.

*boyfriend cheats on girlfriend*
girlfriend: "You're so heiny! I'm breaking up with you."

by pinkkoalauwu June 3, 2020

heiny

an abbreviation of heinous, meaning evil, disgusting, or ill-intentioned

When Elena broke up with Stefan that was soo heiny.
Don't be heiny, send me the homework answers.

by cumpooter June 3, 2020

heiny

1. childish euphimism for buttocks

Possibly from the German word "hinder" (to prevent) as in prevent ass kickings; cover your hinder.

2. an overpriced beer from Holland

Your skid marks and itchy butt don't just happen kids. You need to wipe better. Don't wipe your heiny with your underpants!

Hey dere, why are you drinking Heiny? Doncha know that the best beers in the world are made made in a Merica?

by Mandingoh November 29, 2004

heiny

A Heineken beer

Yo! Toss me another Heiny!

by SS January 22, 2004

Heiny

The word used to describe situations in which someone is trying to earn brownie points or simply to look cute and give a sense of tenderness.

Come over for a talk heiny
Wow jess is obsessed with heiny

by stoner911 September 24, 2009

heiny goop soup

diarrhea. From heiny buttocks, goop messy mass and soup liquid

I was on the toilet all day with heiny goop soup.

Those baked beans look like heiny good soup.

I called in sick today cause I had heiny good soup.

by Master Bob October 29, 2007

heiny tatterings

flirtatious way to talk about anal sex, refering to anal sex in a joking or serious manner

Hey what you need right now is some heiny tatterings to cheer you up!

by Scubagod October 26, 2006