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heiny 

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an abbreviation of heinous, meaning evil, disgusting, or ill-intentioned
When Elena broke up with Stefan that was soo heiny.
Don't be heiny, send me the homework answers.
heiny by cumpooter June 3, 2020

heiny 

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1. childish euphimism for buttocks

Possibly from the German word "hinder" (to prevent) as in prevent ass kickings; cover your hinder.

2. an overpriced beer from Holland
Your skid marks and itchy butt don't just happen kids. You need to wipe better. Don't wipe your heiny with your underpants!

Hey dere, why are you drinking Heiny? Doncha know that the best beers in the world are made made in a Merica?
heiny by Mandingoh November 29, 2004

heiny 

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A Heineken beer
Yo! Toss me another Heiny!
heiny by SS January 22, 2004

Heiny 

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The word used to describe situations in which someone is trying to earn brownie points or simply to look cute and give a sense of tenderness.
Come over for a talk heiny
Wow jess is obsessed with heiny
Heiny by stoner911 September 24, 2009

heiny goop soup

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diarrhea. From heiny buttocks, goop messy mass and soup liquid
I was on the toilet all day with heiny goop soup.

Those baked beans look like heiny good soup.

I called in sick today cause I had heiny good soup.
heiny goop soup by Master Bob October 29, 2007

heiny tatterings 

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flirtatious way to talk about anal sex, refering to anal sex in a joking or serious manner
Hey what you need right now is some heiny tatterings to cheer you up!
heiny tatterings by Scubagod October 26, 2006
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