A cunning mixture between Bastard and Twat, used when someone is bad enough to be both at the same time. Also as it is not technically a swear word, no one should have any objections with you shouting at them!

Invented by Eve and Dunnie (well more eve!)

"OMG You are such a TWASTARD!"

Twastard by Dunnie September 29, 2005

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twastard

1. Cross between a twat and a bastard.

2. Twice a bastard.

Origin - first coined in 1977 in supermarket warehouse in Lancashire, England.

Tony Blair is a useless twastard.

twastard by Dibber April 11, 2005

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Tastard

A somewhat tasty bastard.

"He was a real dick, but then I ate him, turns out he was actually quite a tastard."

Tastard by randompandemonium July 17, 2009

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twastard

a pregnant fish without a father.

you twastard

twastard by fairy nuff September 24, 2003

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Quel'Thatard

The name (not so affectionately given) for the members of the realm Quel'Thelas on World of Warcraft.

This is a Latin American realm and most of the members don't seem to speak english at all and/or are horrible at understanding the mechanics of the game; often leading to an extremely frustrating time for the english-speaking majority of the population.

Person1: I'll be ready for an invite in a second, our tank in this random is another Quel'thatard so hopefully we can win this...

Person2: Some of the UD editors are Quel'thatards too! They may reject this definition even though it clearly fits every guideline!

Quel'Thatard by L2editUD April 8, 2010

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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