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When they dont want a relationship but want you all to themselves
You cant talk to anyone else but we arent in a relationship its a toxship
Toxship by Realtalkbish February 9, 2021
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A term used to describe a man who is really into tits.He lives and dies by tits.Nothing turns him on more than seeing a pair of tits.No matter the size,colour or shape he doesn’t discriminate.
That guy over there looks like a Touship.
Touship by Unknown179379479 June 5, 2021
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Torships 

(noun) - When someone, most commonly a female, has her torso blend directly into her hips. Laking shapeliness or the desired hourglass figure. In other words, the upper body equivalent of a cankle. Jewish girls are notorious for this once they pass the age of 25, but just before they turn into full blown pear-shaped versions of their mothers.
Damn man, from the side, I saw those titties and thought mmm I might want me some. But once she turned and I saw those torships, I realized I would be in for a sweaty, bumpy ride.
Torships by dmoney$$$ May 10, 2010
A Toxshit is when you're taking a shit, but it comes out like piss, but still retains its form. then while you're wiping you ass it gets a terrible stench. you want to get out, but you haven't finished wiping your ass, so you have to stand there while you slowly die.
Oh Mutha fucka, smells like someone just took a Toxshit!
Toxshit by icantgetagoodname December 2, 2010

Male toxshitification 

The phrase "Male toxshitification" is a portmanteau of the words "Male," "shit" and "toxification/toxicification", which means the process of making a group of people toxic or poisonous towards another group. The phrase "Male toxshitification" is used to describe the process of social conditioning that makes men believe that toxic masculinity is a normal behavior. It can also be used to describe the harmful effects of toxic masculinity on men and women.
A: Why does Andrew think that all women owe him sex?
B: He's on that male toxshitification bs
Male toxshitification by michellchair September 2, 2023
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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