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Toxshit

A Toxshit is when you're taking a shit, but it comes out like piss, but still retains its form. then while you're wiping you ass it gets a terrible stench. you want to get out, but you haven't finished wiping your ass, so you have to stand there while you slowly die.
Oh Mutha fucka, smells like someone just took a Toxshit!
by icantgetagoodname December 2, 2010
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Toshitba

1. Any slow, overpriced, piece of shit computer made in china that crashes for any reason. So delicate and frail that if you get a drop of water on it or get a strain of hair in the keyboard it will begin to have a severe seizure and most likely never work again.

2. Any piece of hardware so useless you might as well wipe your anus with it.
3. An excuse to steal your money.
Guy 1: Awe man! My computer crashed again! Do you know what's wrong with it?
Guy 2: Oh there's nothing wrong with it, its just a Toshitba!
by cashlikesmoney June 14, 2013
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Toshita

A energetic person shy at the beginning but once she is a friend she is freaking awesome
Toshita ist super cool
by @crazydev99 July 29, 2018
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topshit

Person A: "Hey, i got a new car!"
Person B: "Topshit, dude!"
by RUBBERGUN September 5, 2005
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tomshit

The act of anything Thomas-like or Tom-like that hurts others. Tomshit also includes selfish narcissistic tendencies.
Tomshit examples include: Tom Cat; having sexual intercourse and relationships with more than one partner; tomfoolery; messing around, Doubting Thomas; thinking everyone else is an idiot, Tomming around; cheater, Tom Thumb; sticks in his thumb and three fingers for his own self gratification; Tom Turkey, male jerk; Peeping Tom, out right pervert, especially enjoys inappropriate porn.
by Totally The Expert September 4, 2011
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toeshit

A person/animal who steps in shit often, thus rendering his/her toes shitty.
25% of all rednecks are "toeshits". There has yet to be a conclusive study as to exactly how many dogs are toeshits, but many are
by MessyEssie November 14, 2007
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topshit

When someone thinks they are the best, most coolest person ever when really they look like a tool.
Bob thought he was topshit driving his brand new hatchback down the road.
by MaBro December 27, 2008
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