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The attire one should wear when dining at establishments which serve food that is know to contain carcinogens, saw dust, food dyes, chemicals, and other toxic ingredients.
Our neighborhood fast food restaurant was having a flash BOGO sale on burgers so we dressed in our finest toxedos to honor this special occasion, and got a table for 4.
Toxedo by emayemay April 19, 2019
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Dallas Tuxedo 

A combination ensemble of a Jean shirt and a pair of orange tab Levi's
I went to a bar in Texas and every dude was wearing a Dallas Tuxedo!
Dallas Tuxedo by will bitten October 6, 2016

Tuxedo Terrorist 

The Tuxedo terrorist is a man In the game team fortress 2 that is the 9th class. He goes around with a knife skin thinking the same rules from csgo apply to tf2 and try's to head shot people across the map with the amby, because he never read the jungle inferno patch notes. If somehow succsessful in such feats, he gets on the ground and does a lobster dance and screams random weaboo quotes for all masked backstabers are french weaboos.
*Heavaly armed russian man gets backstabbed*

The French rapist from the 6th known fairy tale, also known as the Tuxedo Terrorist: Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru
Tuxedo Terrorist by MrMtHood May 11, 2018

Toledo Raspberry

When one sex partner cums in the anus of the other participant. Then that person spreads his/her ass cheeks and proceeds to spray fart a combination of poo and semen in the ejaculators face.
"Damn Tony, that was the best Toledo raspberry. It looks like I have freckles"
Toledo Raspberry by Don Keedic April 27, 2014

KG Tuxedo 

Wearing a sweatshirt or long sleeve t-shirt with shorts and sandals, sometimes accompanied by a frosty cold beer. This combination of clothing allows for maximum heat to be retained during the transition of the seasons between summer and fall, while at the same time allowing for a level of temperature control with the legs and feet being uncovered.

Typically is seen during the time between the summer and the fall but can also be seen during the time between the spring and the summer.

The beer in this ensemble is often referred to as the pocket square. Beer, like a pocket square in a standard tuxedo, is often not necessary but when its present everyone know you mean business.
DG: Woke up this morning and it was a brisk 60 degrees....totally broke out the KG tuxedo.

KG: Very nice, did you remember your pocket square?

DG: To early to break out the pocket square, maybe later tonight.
KG Tuxedo by See You Next Tuesday September 18, 2011

Prince George Tuxedo 

The classiest sweatpants you own (usually with "JUICY" or "DIVA" written on the ass), usually green, along with a fine belly top or ratty old sweatshirt.
I'm headin down to DUB mart, better put on my Prince George Tuxedo

missouri tuxedo 

When a man wears a sportcoat or blazer with jeans.
Yeah, since it was a company jeans day, my buddy was thinking he'd go with a canadien tuxedo for his meeting with the CEO, but his wife told him he should at least wear a Missouri Tuxedo to avoid looking like a douche.
missouri tuxedo by torque boy December 26, 2011
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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