adj: a descriptor identifying an individual as incredibly handsome and/or sexually dominant. Also can be used to describe one of alpha-male status who possesses an abnormally large penis.
Oh my GOD Jenny, that guy over there is SO Pearson right now! I just can't resist his hypnotic gaze. OH I have the sudden urge to drop trou and sit on his enormous member... OR Becky, that guy is too Pearson... I just jizzed in my pants.
by IamsoPearson March 31, 2009
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An act or attitude which equates to actions of those similar to members of The Bullingdon Club and an exclamation of success upon completion of an act.
by Brimsonator May 15, 2015
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To overprice a book, fail to support it, and provide substandard online materials for it.
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I bought an e-book but never managed to get downloadable CD content for it from the publisher. They pearsoned the book.
by redanon June 10, 2011
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by gibbo is god May 04, 2006
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by pearsteffani January 15, 2009
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"have you seen Emma today, shes just bought another cat, she's such a Pearson"
"stop being a Pearson!"
"that woman is going to die alone and her dead body will feed her cats for a week, the poor Pearson"
"stop being a Pearson!"
"that woman is going to die alone and her dead body will feed her cats for a week, the poor Pearson"
by ledude November 21, 2014
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Directly related to a Mr Robert "Harold Shipman" Pearson, the legendary dungeons and dragons melch murderer of Manchester University, circa 1988. The male in question should have levels of social retardation bordering on the autistic, a love for the "sport" of dungeons and dragons(strictly pen and paper variety however), an obesession with the orient, and a fine coating of wiry hair. AVOID THE MALE IN QUESTION AT ALL COSTS AND DO NOT ENGAGE IN CONVERSATION!
by monkeybutler88 November 27, 2007
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