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adj: a descriptor identifying an individual as incredibly handsome and/or sexually dominant. Also can be used to describe one of alpha-male status who possesses an abnormally large penis.
Oh my GOD Jenny, that guy over there is SO Pearson right now! I just can't resist his hypnotic gaze. OH I have the sudden urge to drop trou and sit on his enormous member... OR Becky, that guy is too Pearson... I just jizzed in my pants.
by IamsoPearson March 31, 2009
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An act or attitude which equates to actions of those similar to members of The Bullingdon Club and an exclamation of success upon completion of an act.
Just done a Pearson
by Brimsonator May 15, 2015
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To overprice a book, fail to support it, and provide substandard online materials for it.

Etymology - user willfe's comment from reddit thread by user yardape6
I bought an e-book but never managed to get downloadable CD content for it from the publisher. They pearsoned the book.
by redanon June 10, 2011
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contrary to popular belief, this does not mean a pear/person hybrid. It's simply defined as a witty clown, also known as soup, whose life goal is ultimately to caress barnes's bald head as if it were a genie lamp. he can fit in a locker, and he does so to hide from the system. he has friends in the dark web business where he can help you order a hitman. he is a bred fanatic, and may now be cursed through the art of texting a demon. he has very skillfully avoided the kill list of the villain snowball, loki. he may end up dead soon, as my fbi guy now knows i have communicated with him.
Person 1: Woah... is that god?
Person 2, pulling sunglasses off: No. No, that's Pearson.
by rosensnacc October 06, 2019
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A scatty, flappy woman with a heart of gold and an obsession with cats
"have you seen Emma today, shes just bought another cat, she's such a Pearson"

"stop being a Pearson!"

"that woman is going to die alone and her dead body will feed her cats for a week, the poor Pearson"
by ledude November 21, 2014
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