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Toweling 

The equivalent to planking.

To drape yourself over an object, as if becomeing or impersonating a towel. Comes from the term planking, but planking became too "lame" to partake in; thus the creation of 'toweling'.

Originated by an unintelligent teenage girl in a small suburb out side of Dallas Texas, and has swiftly taken north Texas by storm.
Demarcus "hey bro let's take some cool pictures of us planking!"
Carlos "nah man that's so old, let's go toweling!"
both boys drape themselves over an Orthodontist office sign and take pictures, soon to be uploaded to Facebook.
Toweling by Basegod4life July 23, 2011
Words you can keep

Toweling 

When you pass out drunk with your towel on after taking a shower
"How was your night man?"

"Man I got so drunk I was toweling last night"
Toweling by WoolworthsAus December 9, 2016

Toweling 

Toweling;

E.g (naked play fighting)
She wanted to give him a toweling but he just wanted to kiss her like a movie star!
Toweling by Big rod101 February 21, 2021

toweling off 

(Present tense; verb) The process of quickly and shamefully cleaning oneself after a rigorous mating session. More specifically when a woman pleasures a man or visa versa. This is usually reserved for acts taking place in a dorm, a car or a man's apartment. Also known as a wipedown.
"Yeah, just let me towel off and I'll be right over. Sorry Janie, but I have to run... dodgeball starts in 20 minutes... could you give the couch a wipedown?"

Small Toweling 

Masturbating in a hotel room. Named derives from when a man uses the smallest hotel towel available as a ejaculatory relief catch receptacle.
"I have 30 minutes before my show time, just enough time for some 'small toweling'."
Small Toweling by N1N July 25, 2010

Tea toweling 

The brave act of poking a tea towel knuckles deep into a lions arse.
My attorney and I went tea toweling in Africa this weekend.

Tip Toweling 

When you sneak around with an erection that is covered with a small towel
Carter was tip toweling to the kitchen to get a midnight snack when Nana turned on the light and discovered his hidden erection.
Tip Toweling by Tip towelettes January 20, 2019
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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