A 9th level spell that can only be casted by the greatest wizards of the realm. When casted, a magical force twists one or both testicles of the persons afflicted, causing immeasurable pain and anguish.

When casted on a person with no junk, the only affects are a mild tummy ache or rampant expulsion of gas from your rectum.

Nice Shopkeeper - "Hello sir, what can I get you today?"
Me, a wizard with a short temper - "TESTICULAR TORSION!!!!"

Testicular Torsion by TyrantDweller July 25, 2023

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toosii

a new artist who's raw asl and got songslike ''poetic pain'' and ''telly telly''

me: yu heard toosii new song
him: naw

me: yu missing out he raw asl
him: bet ima listen to him

toosii by capalot_bryce October 13, 2020

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tossin' softies

flacid, male ejaculation (involuntary pelvic thrusts may occur)

All up in da club, tossin' softies.

tossin' softies by tossin softies April 30, 2011

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Tonsil quidditch

A synonym for "tonsil hockey" or "making out," but for nerds (used proudly by Harry Potter fans especially).

Guy 1: Dude, did you hook up with that girl last night?

Guy 2 (with scar on his forehead): Yea man, we played tonsil quidditch all night!

Tonsil quidditch by JoeNotKaneOrCain January 18, 2011

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