Tovala 

The greatest smart oven ever created. For just a few thousand dollars, you can own what is possibly the greatest culinary creation to grace the U-S of A. Only those with extremely high IQs will be able to fully utilize the Tovala's potential.

chat wouldnt shut up abt tovala so i caved and bought one. Thankfully my IQ is above 175 so I know how to maximize it's potentiol

Tovala by slant :o December 11, 2021

50 Shades of Tovala

@LmaoLover write an erotic story about Pizza and Slantough having steamy gay sex next to the fireplace while their Tovala Smart Oven steams, bakes, and broils their gay dinner to perfection

I just finished reading 50 Shades of Tovala. The rich story and graphic sex scenes left me gaping and moist. I am so broken.

50 Shades of Tovala by slantoughneezy cheezy December 12, 2022

51 Shades of Tovala 

@LmaoLover Please craft a romantic , slightly erotic fan fiction script about pizza and slantoughpotamus enjoying the warmth of each others bodies while their Tovala Smart Oven™ steams, bakes, and possibly even broils a delicious meal inspired by traditional french cuisine. Also make the fan fiction have a lot of intrigue and drama, along with onomatopoeia and suspense.

I just finished reading 51 Shades of Tovala. I can't believe they found ANOTHER shade! Anyways im rock hard

51 Shades of Tovala by slantough January 11, 2025

robert topala 

2.2 when?

Hi, Robert Topala, it is me gamer43269420 from geometry dahs, 2.2 when?

robert topala by gamer43269420 June 22, 2021

tovalaball 

any ball-centric game that is sough good that you're forced to utilize the convenience and time saving elements of your Tovala Smart Oven™ to steam, bake, and broil your meal to perfectioughn while you meme with the hottest dudes

"thyme 2 enjoy this sick pump by cracking a crispy cold one with the boys over some tovalaball"

tovalaball by slant :o June 29, 2022

totalatarian

Used by Arctic Monkeys in a song to describe someone who wants everything their own way and wont settle for anything else.

"Last night these two bouncers
And one of em's alright
The other one's the scary one
His way or no way, totalatarian

He's got no time for you
Looking or breathing
How he don't want you to"

totalatarian by Beau <(^^,)> January 26, 2008

tokala 

A mature role model that knows how to lead a situation. Does not focus on the present but knows where the future will lead them. Very good looking with a nice laid backed personality. This person is always known when they are in your proximity. That is how large their presence is known, whether intimidating or inspiring.

Man last night I was about to be peer pressured into smoking but Tokala reassured me that, that is something I will never HAVE to do. It's always good to have Tokala around.

tokala by Qui Gon Jinn December 17, 2016