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totti by MichaelCap June 18, 2008
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tottie • Totting • Totti • Totti Ten • tottianna • tottical • Tottieclippings • Tottielover • tottiesconed • Tottie Time
Totti Ten
Named after the Roma Legend Francesco Totti. A Totti Ten is completed when a young man successfully pulls 10 girls in one night. Folklore speaks of the first perfect Totti Ten being completed by a boy in Preston attending a night out at the beginning of Sixth Form. Rumour has it Lancashire Life wrote an article on the topic.
Boy 1: Did you have a good night out?
Boy 2: Yes mate I pulled off a Totti Ten!
Boy 1: Well done, I hope my life is one day as successful as yours!
Boy 2: Yes mate I pulled off a Totti Ten!
Boy 1: Well done, I hope my life is one day as successful as yours!
Totti Ten by Paddy Blaney August 4, 2016
Francesco Totti
Very aptly named Italian football player, who is a real gorgeous piece of hot totty.
His team is A.S. Roma who won the FIFA World Cup in 2006.
His team is A.S. Roma who won the FIFA World Cup in 2006.
Francesco Totti is hot totty! A cockilicious, bootilicious, cockproud slut fucker! Hail the God Totti!
Francesco Totti by Witch of the West October 8, 2007
Elf Boot Titties
A term describing a set of breasts that curve upward from the bottom resembling a pair of Elf Boots.
Elf Boot Titties by will bitten December 19, 2016
Tittie Shirt
A shirt made of spandex or lycra much like an Under Armor shirt that a man with titties would wear for support and the appearance of a muscular chest.
Carl developed bitch tit after he stopped juicing up and working out at the gym. He needed a Tittie Shirt to make it look like he still had pecs. Sad Fuck!!!
Tittie Shirt by will bitten September 19, 2017
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