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Something that is said to describe someone who is a Total Z(ero), as in loser or failure, ect.
Wow, what a total z." "I know. Fucking douche.
Total Z by ya mams bf mate June 28, 2010
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Someone who makes events just to be an event organizer for a skilling clan.
Hey, did you see who made that event? YEAH! They did a Total Z
Total Z by Zuuule March 23, 2010

Total Zombie Mode 

Feeling completely dead, but having to live your daily life.
Feeling like the walking dead

Could mean feeling totally wasted, having a hangover or non-alcoholic hangover causing this feeling, etc.
Friend: how are you.

Pete: blehhhuhhh...umm.... *starts snoring then wakes up* uhmm, what did you say?

Friend: God man, you look dead. Someone's in total zombie mode huh?:]

Pete: guess so man.
Total Zombie Mode by TAY000 January 22, 2012

Zero Sum Total 

Outcome of failed incursion or influence strategy wherein no victory can be achieved.
A zero sum total occurs when a planned strategy faces an inevitable outcome where the probability of success becomes zero and nothing is achieved.

Examples of real world zero sun totals:

Zero Sum Total Political Strategy:
The 45th President continually claims the nation is in decline by degrading any positive results made by the 46th President. In doing so, they create a mindset that positive outcomes are not possible regardless who has achieved them. This results in no net gains of solutions for the nation.

Geopolitical Example: Russia aims to conquer ukraine but must destroy ukraine to conquer and by doing so unites majority of world against Russia and their Allie’s while achieving no real physical victory.
Zero Sum Total by Boomerboy79 July 31, 2023

Zero Sum Total 

Outcome of failed incursion or influence strategy wherein no victory can be achieved.
A zero sum total occurs when a planned strategy faces an inevitable outcome where the probability of success becomes zero and nothing is achieved.

Examples of real world zero sun totals:

Zero Sum Total Political Strategy:
The 45th President continually claims the nation is in decline by degrading any positive results made by the 46th President. In doing so, they create a mindset that positive outcomes are not possible regardless who has achieved them. This results in no net gains of solutions for the nation.

Geopolitical Example: Russia aims to conquer ukraine but must destroy ukraine to conquer and by doing so unites majority of world against Russia and their Allie’s while achieving no real physical victory.
Zero Sum Total by anonymous July 31, 2023
An expression of agreement used by no one, ever.
Hypothetical tale of usage:
Batman: Robin, they've got us surrounded. I'll cause a distraction, then you escape and find BatGirl to rescue us.
Robin: totalz.
totalz by Wonaldo April 22, 2008

Di-tonal Monk Tit Zerbert 

A sexual act. Upon completion of coitus, the male participant nuzzles his mouth between the woman's breasts, and does a zerbert. Mouth contact must be maintained on both breasts so that each one emits a zerbert sound of a different tone, much like that of the di-tonal singing buddhist monks.
Girl: What the fuck you doin to my titties?

Guy: Just a di-tonal monk tit zerbert. Ohm!
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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