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To complete dominate in life, by being a boss and taking what you want.
Jeffery came to work one day at Enron had made a Skilling.
skilling by unknownsenses February 11, 2015
Words you can keep
When a white collar inmate has to take two hot meat injections simultanously because his co-conspirator dies of a heart attack before his sentence.
Upon entering Cell Block "C" I observed two muscular inmates skilling the hell out of a third flabby accountant-looking inmate
skilling by fatchick July 5, 2006
Playing (usually a computer game) at a level that is considered above average or masterful; overcoming your opponent with great skill that is not neccessarily always characteristic. It is similar to a state such as "being in the zone" or having a higher sense of awareness, reaction, accuracy, or speed.
Steven: Wow, Bob, you played really well last game!

Bob: You know you can't touch me when I'm mad skillin', biatch!
skilling by Thrizzle February 5, 2004
To own someone with skill.
Yo dude, there was this guy who challenged me, man I fuckin' was skilling him!
Skilling by Korie February 4, 2004

Skilling's Law 

The immutable law that the higher a person climbs the corporate ladder the more useless they become to common business & management tasks. Named after Jeffery Skilling of Enron fame.
"Why is Bob the VP asking everybody who there are doing?"
"Joyce the Deptartment head is off this week. He told her he'd look after things while she's gone."
"OMG don't let him do anything while he's here. That man is the personification of Skilling's Law."
Skilling's Law by Woody 23112 February 16, 2009

Tom Skilling 

The trillest meteorologist to have ever been on the air. You can catch him on WGN news at 9.
Jeff: Is it gonna rain tonight?
Alex: Tom Skilling said it was, and he's never wrong
Tom Skilling by trilldude69 January 2, 2014

up skilling 

To train and enhance knowledge of the team with up skilling training days
up skilling by Sare sare June 21, 2017
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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