total top

A rump-spelunker who only puts his penis in the rear of fellow men. He does not take it from behind under any circumstances; unless he is presented with a powertop. (See definition powertop)
Hey man, 28, blue/brwn, 7" cut total top!
by geebee June 16, 2004
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Total Top

A gay man with internalized homophobia who wants to have gay sex without feeling gay, so he acts as the top during anal sex and does not care about the satisfaction of his parter at all.
“Hey we should 69

“No way im a total top, your just a hole i can use”
by Rex Rraptor May 11, 2025
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