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tossycock 

A less offensive synonym of bullshit.

It appeared in the britcom Black Books, series 1, episode 5 'The Big Lockout'.
Manny: Alright, what was the last film you went to see?

Bernard, unable to recall the name, describes the film's climax. Manny recognizes it.

Manny (incredulous): Ba! That was the last film you went to see - Planet of the Apes!?
Bernard: Yeah. Amazing effects, you know? You really believed monkeys could have meetings.
Manny: Yeah. And you've not been to the cinema since then?
Bernard: Na. It's all tossycock.
tossycock by Danial Willow October 23, 2010
Related Words
Tosly tolly tossy Toly tolyamory Teslyn toily Tollywood Tolya tolyamorous

Tooly McBag 

"We were having a great time until Tooly McBag showed up."
Tooly McBag by Cooch1000 April 18, 2019
This word is used ageens someone with the name Tom. It's used when they need to go to bed but they don't want to. It basically means that soemone with the name tom should go to bed.
*Tom's mom screams at him that he can't be playing games at 3 am*
-Yes i can, tom says
*Me over the mic * no you can be playing games now tosle.
tosle by billylikescandy October 28, 2020
Of or pertaining to anything that is totally wicked or awesome.
Dude: Yo billy I just spelled todly on the scrabble board, can you check if it's a word in the dictionary?

Billy: Dude who cares if todly is in the dictionary or not, I'll let you play it just because it's so damn todly.
Todly by Richard LaVoice October 7, 2011

Tolywasher 

Scottish:A person of small worth and with an unpleasant disposition.
That Martin Butters is a right tolywasher.
Tolywasher by Appatchuies September 16, 2012

Tossy tossy turny turny 

When you wake up before your alarm goes off, somehow make your mattress protector into a big lump on one side, and you question your whole life as a result.
After my tossy tossy turny turny since 3 this morning, my brain reached 9pm and turned itself off