toily

A really lame way of saying toilet.

"excuse me, my tummy hurts, I'm gonna go sit on the toily for a while."

by April Landers September 20, 2007

toily

1) Children's way of saying "toilet".

2) Smelling as if one has just left a restroom.

1) Mommy, I hafta go to de toily!

2) Alexandra put on a lot of perfume, because she's very conscientious about her toily-ness.

by pentozali May 2, 2009

hoity toily

a toilet paper hoarding braggart due to coronavirus.

Barb why do you have to be so hoity toily, posting pics to Insta of your tp?

by Shanksgiven April 13, 2020

Toilet Guy

An apt name for the Accessible Icon Project's proposed replacement for the International Symbol of Access, the globally recognized icon symbolizing accessibility for people with disabilities. The new symbol, while intended to resemble a wheelchair racer, looks uncannily like a guy trying to wipe his rear after using the toilet.

Some disability advocates like the new "Accessible Icon," while others find it offensive, call it "Toilet Guy," and think it promotes a hierarchy of disability acceptance .

by autact7 November 8, 2015

eau de toilette

The least strong of perfumes, this is a French phrase.

I had a choice of perfume, cologne, or eau de toilette.

by Starchylde May 31, 2016

Toiletry

A subdefinition of poetry. Toiletry is a version of poetry specifically dedicated to toilet topics, such as feces, urine, vomit, or other general activities that take place in a bathroom or other venues for such activities, such as sexual intercourse, lunch, laptop movies, homework, among others.

Example of Toiletry:

are you kidding? who said i had clothes off?
nobody told you? i partake in an abnormal ritual of sitting down on a toilet seat with all of my clothes on, and excrete waste into my pants, suspending it above the water,
teasing the water...
then right before i feel i've teased enough, i moon the water,
exposing it to enormous amounts of fecal decay large enough to suffocate even the largest of orifices.
-2007 John Jenkins

by Mr. Big Bad Small Good Parched Anus Jenkins December 26, 2008

Toilet Paper Diploma

A diploma worthy only to use as toilet paper. A meaningless diploma. A diploma that is not recognized in any meaningful way.

Yay I got my toilet paper diploma in fine arts!

I didn't even have to take a test to receive that toilet paper diploma.

I don't know why Mike hangs that toilet paper diploma in his office. It's not recognized by anyone outside this office, and by almost noone inside this office.

by Eddy August 5, 2007