toily

A really lame way of saying toilet.

"excuse me, my tummy hurts, I'm gonna go sit on the toily for a while."

by April Landers September 09, 2007

toily

1) Children's way of saying "toilet".

2) Smelling as if one has just left a restroom.

1) Mommy, I hafta go to de toily!

2) Alexandra put on a lot of perfume, because she's very conscientious about her toily-ness.

by pentozali May 02, 2009

toilie doilie

The disposable paper toilet seat covers found in public restrooms.

Dude, if you use the shitter at Cost Cutter, you'd better use the toilie doilie - that place is nasty.

by Gett'n N Eiffel January 18, 2008

hoity toily

a toilet paper hoarding braggart due to coronavirus.

Barb why do you have to be so hoity toily, posting pics to Insta of your tp?

by Shanksgiven April 14, 2020