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a toly is a shit, a word from the country of madness some people like to call scotland
english example: i took a big toly last night and choked up the toilet.

scottish example: haul you ya toly heed, git tae fuck!
Toly by KoRdAn September 6, 2008
Urban Dictionary Merch
"lol I toly pwn dont i dude"
"toly man"
toly by J33v35 October 5, 2006
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Toly is when you fart but you can't smell it
*FARTS*
guy1:I hope that was a toly

Guy2:yeah,same here
Toly by faze yaze May 16, 2016

Toly Basher 

A term used when someone is being an idiot or a bit thick.
“Oh you Toly basher”

“Go and get me my Irn Bru you Toly basher”
Toly Basher by Greysaswaggomy November 15, 2021

toly poker 

Scots term for a male of the homosexual persuasion. From toly, meaning faces.
Huv ye heard? Tam's wee brothers jist come oot as a toly poker.
toly poker by deeeek May 3, 2015

Toly Hits 

A friendlier way of saying "Holy Tits" used when someone has huge tits.
Toly Hits by EVX1 July 11, 2025

Dirty Toly 

One who gets stoned and goes to the Jack in the Box drive thru in reverse.
The other day, David commited a Dirty Toly.
Dirty Toly by DenisK August 3, 2007
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