Cooch1000's definitions

Dippy McShit

A complete and hopeless dipshit. Moron. Loser.

"Dippy McShit slowed down to 25 mph in the middle lane and got stuffed by a tractor trailer."

by Cooch1000 April 18, 2019

Burnin’-a-Now Now

When you spontaneously decide to drive off in your car, leaving a would-be passenger behind when you have no real intention of leaving them, you just want others in the car to appreciate the joy of watching the prison chase frantically not to be left behind.

Jim and Elliot were Burnin’-a-Now Now on Stefan for a good quarter mile before they pulled over to let him in.

by Cooch1000 August 7, 2023

Nimmy McRod

A Nimrod.

"Thanks to Nimmy McRod forgetting to lock the door, crackheads stole all my stuff."

by Cooch1000 April 14, 2019

Dimmy McWit

A nitwit. Moron.

"Dimmy McWit behind the counter over there gave me the wrong change twice in a row!"

by Cooch1000 April 12, 2019

Dogged

Condition when one person is unexpectedly coerced into making eye contact with the hand of another individual, with the fingers in the shape of the “OK” sign, held below the waist line. As soon as the eye contact is confirmed, that person is effectively “Dogged” and is eligible for 2 punches in the arm by the “Dogger”, brushed off after completing the punches.

Eddie said he had something in his pocket to show me, but then friggin Dogged me instead!

by Cooch1000 August 3, 2025

Nitwit

A nimrod. Numbskull. Dolt. Intelligence level of a Nit (Louse egg).

"It's a wonder that nitwit can even breathe properly."

by Cooch1000 April 12, 2019

Takecarredis

Showing someone something interesting in an animated manner.

“Takecarredis fleas crawlin’ on my nuts.”

by Cooch1000 August 9, 2023