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Definitions by Cooch1000

Condition when one person is unexpectedly coerced into making eye contact with the hand of another individual, with the fingers in the shape of the “OK” sign, held below the waist line. As soon as the eye contact is confirmed, that person is effectively “Dogged” and is eligible for 2 punches in the arm by the “Dogger”, brushed off after completing the punches.
Eddie said he had something in his pocket to show me, but then friggin Dogged me instead!
Dogged by Cooch1000 August 3, 2025

Takecarredis 

Showing someone something interesting in an animated manner.
“Takecarredis fleas crawlinon my nuts.”
Takecarredis by Cooch1000 August 9, 2023

Burnin’-a-Now Now 

When you spontaneously decide to drive off in your car, leaving a would-be passenger behind when you have no real intention of leaving them, you just want others in the car to appreciate the joy of watching the prison chase frantically not to be left behind.
Jim and Elliot were Burnin’-a-Now Now on Stefan for a good quarter mile before they pulled over to let him in.

Fluckinasshole 

Comical mispronunciation of ‘Fluconazole’ by nurses - a common drug used to treat urinary tract infections.
Nurse: “Here Mary, I brought your medicine for you.”
Patient: “Which medicine?”
Nurse: “Your Fluckinasshole.”
Patient: “My what??!?”
Nurse: “Your infection medication.” (Laughs on the inside)
Fluckinasshole by Cooch1000 October 9, 2021
New Englander for “Forgot.”
Tommy: “Mickey, I told you to bring the schnapps man!!!”

Mickey: “Sorry man - I totally fahgut.”
Fahgut by Cooch1000 March 21, 2021

Tooly McBag 

"We were having a great time until Tooly McBag showed up."
Tooly McBag by Cooch1000 April 18, 2019

Dippy McShit 

A complete and hopeless dipshit. Moron. Loser.
"Dippy McShit slowed down to 25 mph in the middle lane and got stuffed by a tractor trailer."
Dippy McShit by Cooch1000 April 18, 2019