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Nimmy McRod

"Thanks to Nimmy McRod forgetting to lock the door, crackheads stole all my stuff."
by Cooch1000 April 14, 2019
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Burnin’-a-Now Now

When you spontaneously decide to drive off in your car, leaving a would-be passenger behind when you have no real intention of leaving them, you just want others in the car to appreciate the joy of watching the prison chase frantically not to be left behind.
Jim and Elliot were Burnin’-a-Now Now on Stefan for a good quarter mile before they pulled over to let him in.
by Cooch1000 August 7, 2023
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Nitwit

A nimrod. Numbskull. Dolt. Intelligence level of a Nit (Louse egg).
"It's a wonder that nitwit can even breathe properly."
by Cooch1000 April 12, 2019
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Half-Cog

Adj. Someone who is dim-witted, especially from New England. Short for "Half-Cognitive".
Half-Cogs are so incredibly stupid, they can only relate to other Half-Cogs for any form of reasoning.
Jim: "That guy over there has been trying to put his shoes on for like 15 minutes..."

Todd: "Dude, he's wearing sandals..."

Jim: "That's what I'm saying. He's a total Half-Cog!"
by Cooch1000 January 2, 2014
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Fluckinasshole

Comical mispronunciation of ‘Fluconazole’ by nurses - a common drug used to treat urinary tract infections.
Nurse: “Here Mary, I brought your medicine for you.”
Patient: “Which medicine?”
Nurse: “Your Fluckinasshole.”
Patient: “My what??!?”
Nurse: “Your infection medication.” (Laughs on the inside)
by Cooch1000 October 9, 2021
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Dimmy McWit

"Dimmy McWit behind the counter over there gave me the wrong change twice in a row!"
by Cooch1000 April 12, 2019
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Dogged

Condition when one person is unexpectedly coerced into making eye contact with the hand of another individual, with the fingers in the shape of the “OK” sign, held below the waist line. As soon as the eye contact is confirmed, that person is effectively “Dogged” and is eligible for 2 punches in the arm by the “Dogger”, brushed off after completing the punches.
Eddie said he had something in his pocket to show me, but then friggin Dogged me instead!
by Cooch1000 August 3, 2025
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