Cooch1000's definitions

Half-Cog

Adj. Someone who is dim-witted, especially from New England. Short for "Half-Cognitive".
Half-Cogs are so incredibly stupid, they can only relate to other Half-Cogs for any form of reasoning.

Jim: "That guy over there has been trying to put his shoes on for like 15 minutes..."

Todd: "Dude, he's wearing sandals..."

Jim: "That's what I'm saying. He's a total Half-Cog!"

by Cooch1000 January 2, 2014

Nitwit

A nimrod. Numbskull. Dolt. Intelligence level of a Nit (Louse egg).

"It's a wonder that nitwit can even breathe properly."

by Cooch1000 April 12, 2019

Dimmy McWit

A nitwit. Moron.

"Dimmy McWit behind the counter over there gave me the wrong change twice in a row!"

by Cooch1000 April 12, 2019

Nimmy McRod

A Nimrod.

"Thanks to Nimmy McRod forgetting to lock the door, crackheads stole all my stuff."

by Cooch1000 April 14, 2019

Tooly McBag

A loser. Scumbag. Tool.

"We were having a great time until Tooly McBag showed up."

by Cooch1000 April 18, 2019

Dippy McShit

A complete and hopeless dipshit. Moron. Loser.

"Dippy McShit slowed down to 25 mph in the middle lane and got stuffed by a tractor trailer."

by Cooch1000 April 18, 2019

Burnin’-a-Now Now

When you spontaneously decide to drive off in your car, leaving a would-be passenger behind when you have no real intention of leaving them, you just want others in the car to appreciate the joy of watching the prison chase frantically not to be left behind.

Jim and Elliot were Burnin’-a-Now Now on Stefan for a good quarter mile before they pulled over to let him in.

by Cooch1000 August 7, 2023