by Cooch1000 August 09, 2023
by Cooch1000 April 12, 2019
Comical mispronunciation of ‘Fluconazole’ by nurses - a common drug used to treat urinary tract infections.
Nurse: “Here Mary, I brought your medicine for you.”
Patient: “Which medicine?”
Nurse: “Your Fluckinasshole.”
Patient: “My what??!?”
Nurse: “Your infection medication.” (Laughs on the inside)
Patient: “Which medicine?”
Nurse: “Your Fluckinasshole.”
Patient: “My what??!?”
Nurse: “Your infection medication.” (Laughs on the inside)
by Cooch1000 October 09, 2021
Adj. Someone who is dim-witted, especially from New England. Short for "Half-Cognitive".
Half-Cogs are so incredibly stupid, they can only relate to other Half-Cogs for any form of reasoning.
Half-Cogs are so incredibly stupid, they can only relate to other Half-Cogs for any form of reasoning.
Jim: "That guy over there has been trying to put his shoes on for like 15 minutes..."
Todd: "Dude, he's wearing sandals..."
Jim: "That's what I'm saying. He's a total Half-Cog!"
Todd: "Dude, he's wearing sandals..."
Jim: "That's what I'm saying. He's a total Half-Cog!"
by Cooch1000 January 02, 2014
by Cooch1000 March 21, 2021
When you spontaneously decide to drive off in your car, leaving a would-be passenger behind when you have no real intention of leaving them, you just want others in the car to appreciate the joy of watching the prison chase frantically not to be left behind.
Jim and Elliot were Burnin’-a-Now Now on Stefan for a good quarter mile before they pulled over to let him in.
by Cooch1000 August 07, 2023
by Cooch1000 April 18, 2019