Definitions by Cooch1000
Dogged
Condition when one person is unexpectedly coerced into making eye contact with the hand of another individual, with the fingers in the shape of the “OK” sign, held below the waist line. As soon as the eye contact is confirmed, that person is effectively “Dogged” and is eligible for 2 punches in the arm by the “Dogger”, brushed off after completing the punches.
Takecarredis
Takecarredis by Cooch1000 August 9, 2023
Burnin’-a-Now Now
When you spontaneously decide to drive off in your car, leaving a would-be passenger behind when you have no real intention of leaving them, you just want others in the car to appreciate the joy of watching the prison chase frantically not to be left behind.
Jim and Elliot were Burnin’-a-Now Now on Stefan for a good quarter mile before they pulled over to let him in.
Burnin’-a-Now Now by Cooch1000 August 7, 2023
Fluckinasshole
Comical mispronunciation of ‘Fluconazole’ by nurses - a common drug used to treat urinary tract infections.
Nurse: “Here Mary, I brought your medicine for you.”
Patient: “Which medicine?”
Nurse: “Your Fluckinasshole.”
Patient: “My what??!?”
Nurse: “Your infection medication.” (Laughs on the inside)
Patient: “Which medicine?”
Nurse: “Your Fluckinasshole.”
Patient: “My what??!?”
Nurse: “Your infection medication.” (Laughs on the inside)
Fluckinasshole by Cooch1000 October 9, 2021
Tooly McBag
Tooly McBag by Cooch1000 April 18, 2019
Dippy McShit
Dippy McShit by Cooch1000 April 18, 2019