The excuse that your friend uses to rescue you from a situation where another person has you hemmed up and won't stop talking to you it's a Toshia Kay Emergency.
Me: I need a Toshia Kay Emergency!
Sis: I'm calling you now!
Me: okay
Me: hello
Sis: Can you come to my house? It's an emergency.
1. Any slow, overpriced, piece of shit computer made in china that crashes for any reason. So delicate and frail that if you get a drop of water on it or get a strain of hair in the keyboard it will begin to have a severe seizure and most likely never work again.
2. Any piece of hardware so useless you might as well wipe your anus with it.
3. An excuse to steal your money.
Guy 1: Awe man! My computer crashed again! Do you knowwhat's wrong with it?
Guy 2: Oh there's nothing wrong with it, its just a Toshitba!