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Etymology: From English "distortion", From Latin distorqueō (dis- + torqueō ("twist"))
Pronunciation: /ˈtɔ (ɹ)ʃən/

Noun
1. To pull or twist back in shape
2. To give a honest or true account or impression of
3. To fix a distorted sound curve
The opposite of distortion; un-distortion
A result of torting
An act of torting

Verb (Tort) /ˈtɔ (ɹ)t/
The act of tortion.
Def 1: I noticed the tortion of the brain after dipping it in bleach; it seemed to become clean and smooth, as if all the nasty wrinkles just dissapeared!
Def 2: When he spoke, what came out was the tortion of a distorted truth.
Def 3: I fixed the sound wave by applying a tortion effect onto it.

Verb:
I torted the human corpse so it could look presentable in my taxidermy collection.
Tortion by EEPIC January 15, 2024
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Nork Tortion

The distance that a womans nipples move apart when she takes her bra off.

Staying as they are being the level of zero and inward movement being a near impossible feat that should provide amazement.
Wow man, that woman is perfect, she has zero nork tortion!
Nork Tortion by Jonny K July 23, 2008
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Torionte 

The term Torionte refers to someone who is a native to the sewers of New York. This individual's favorite meal to have is pizza especially with pepperoni. Ladies also love a guy whose name is Torionte, they call daddy before he knows any of their mamas. They also have close relations to people who have the name Billy. The term at the end of their name "Onte" can be used only at the end of any word.
"Look at those people they can be so annoyingonte."

"My shigga don't be such a billyonte."

"Can I get a dollaronte?"

"My guy you are quite the Torionte!"
Torionte by Makoto Niijima June 15, 2020

Testicular Torsion 

A 9th level spell that can only be casted by the greatest wizards of the realm. When casted, a magical force twists one or both testicles of the persons afflicted, causing immeasurable pain and anguish.

When casted on a person with no junk, the only affects are a mild tummy ache or rampant expulsion of gas from your rectum.
Nice Shopkeeper - "Hello sir, what can I get you today?"
Me, a wizard with a short temper - "TESTICULAR TORSION!!!!"
A sexual act in which you blow air into a woman's vagina and walk away, and when she gets up and tries to move, the air comes out sounding like a torton. A torton is what they a very loud diesel truck in Mexico, hence the word torton.
I gave this check a torton last night, it was a loud one.
Torton by Thumpnization November 6, 2020
Torion is a funny,cool,and chill person. He is very likable and very talkative. He can sometimes be very annoying but other than that he is amazing all around. He hates to feel disrespected and isn't afraid to smack somebody around. Everyone needs a Torion in their lives.
Torion is very cool
Torion by Tmoneytwils October 29, 2018

Testicular Torsion 

testicular torsion
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