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Good Top/Bad Top 

A threesome with two Doms, one of which is gentle and praises you, the other of which is rough and degrades you.
Person 1: how did you handle sex with TWO Doms?

Person 2: they did the old good top/bad top maneuver. One would go nice and easy on me, then the other would pound me out hard and spit in my face. It went back and forth like that for a while.
Getting a bad blowjob; undesirable oral sex from a woman
Brandon did not want to be in a relationship with McKenna because she gave bad top.
bad top by DangerMouse52 July 11, 2016

Top dog means a "bad" fight to get what it wants 

i.e. wrong! Give back a bit of what you have taken to get it and you might recicve the part of it your missing out on. Made by your self and not taken from others. Some things in life are better off as a success when they are made by your own hands. It gives a piece of your experience in life more credit than just plain street credit, loan credit, what yr donkie looks like credit, family credit...I hope you get what I'm sayin' You shouldn't judge who you should have protected and loved. If you love then do not judge to take away from others what doesn not belonge to you in the first place. It's all I'm sayin' A helping hand is a stronger mind. A takers hand is a hollow one in the end. No one has to ever lchoose to isten to this. It's just how I may think. People don't always agree. Heck they fight like cats and dogs over really rediculous stuff some times, but your family is your blood and to take from family is to suck their blood away from you dear. What is left when the blood is gone and you have your posetions?
Emptyness
Hollow
Black Whole that will suck you in
Regret
Shame eventually
Seperation
and
again
A Broken space in between you and true love-Family
Top dog means a "bad" fight to get what it wants. Some thing that belongs to some one else that middle hentch men had to be brought in as a team to steal from them. Some thing that God did not give you. Some thing you did not create with your own hands. Something that does not/ may not have belong to you that will be damaged more than your ego wants to admit to itself. No matter who a person is, that is who they will be, but taking love from them that was a bond is an entirly different matter all together. Do the right thing if you have a soul or you'll loose your self in hate.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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