If God had a vagina and you could fuck it, that's what pinnacle pussy would be. The sexual and psychological equivalent of chasing your tail and never catching it. It's what never was and never will be. Jerking off is to sex as sex is to what pinnacle pussy would be. The divine realm.
"Dear Lord, I think I finally found it! Shelby loves me so much and I love her, and the sex is amazing! I think I've found the pinnacle pussy. I proposed and we're getting married!"
God responded, "My dear son, that's not pinnacle pussy that's hell. You never catch pinnacle pussy. But that certainly shouldn't stop you trying."
To be in a state of intoxication due from inhaling chemical substances such as marijuana and being completely obvious in public about what you have justdone whilst still feeling the effects.
'fuck off we're wasted'
'i wanna go homebase man'
'SHIT! that was like the pinnacle of blatant!'
A joke or gag with zero layers, one that simply cracks you up and only has a very basic foundation of comedic structure. Bad puns, short one-liners and certain in-jokes fall into this comedic brand.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).