Thomas: *scrolling down social media feed* “looks like an earthquake just killed tens of thousands in Turkiye.
Jordan: “wow, that’s terrible” *resumes eating bowl of Frosted Flakes*
Jordan: “wow, that’s terrible” *resumes eating bowl of Frosted Flakes*
by SquidwardTortellini February 14, 2023
When you have a foursome with Link, Zelda, and Ganondorf from The Legend of Zelda video game franchise.
John: Link, Zelda, of Ganondorf—which one would you fuck?
Alex: I’d fuck all three at once and call it a Trifoursome.
Alex: I’d fuck all three at once and call it a Trifoursome.
by SquidwardTortellini November 04, 2023
A threesome with two Doms, one of which is gentle and praises you, the other of which is rough and degrades you.
Person 1: how did you handle sex with TWO Doms?
Person 2: they did the old good top/bad top maneuver. One would go nice and easy on me, then the other would pound me out hard and spit in my face. It went back and forth like that for a while.
Person 2: they did the old good top/bad top maneuver. One would go nice and easy on me, then the other would pound me out hard and spit in my face. It went back and forth like that for a while.
by SquidwardTortellini October 26, 2022