Baby Top Energy

I’m baby but also a top energy.

Wow she’s got some baby top energy.

by Pirate lady December 22, 2020

Top Baby

A dominant person in sex, who happens to be a baby

Naoki is a top baby, while his girlfriend Yuna is a bottom bitch.

by TaroChiMochi December 30, 2019

Top Baby

When the dominant person in sex, who happens to be a baby.

Naoki is a top baby while his girlfriend is a bottom bitch

by TaroChiMochi December 30, 2019

Top Baby Syndrome

The horrible condition in which a twin is relegated to "top" status in the mother's womb. Due to being on top, the fetus is relegated to only receiving "leftowver's" in terms of nutrients. In addition to lack of nutrients, the top baby receives all the negative substances the mother brings in (smoke, alcohol, drugs, etc.). As a result, the "top baby" will be physically smaller, and weaker, as well as substantially less intelligent, and more prone to learning disorders.

Danny DeVito suffered from Top Baby Syndrome in the movie Twins.

by Risky Moth September 06, 2011