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Top Baby 

A dominant person in sex, who happens to be a baby
Naoki is a top baby, while his girlfriend Yuna is a bottom bitch.
Top Baby by TaroChiMochi December 29, 2019

Top Baby Syndrome 

The horrible condition in which a twin is relegated to "top" status in the mother's womb. Due to being on top, the fetus is relegated to only receiving "leftowver's" in terms of nutrients. In addition to lack of nutrients, the top baby receives all the negative substances the mother brings in (smoke, alcohol, drugs, etc.). As a result, the "top baby" will be physically smaller, and weaker, as well as substantially less intelligent, and more prone to learning disorders.
Danny DeVito suffered from Top Baby Syndrome in the movie Twins.
Top Baby Syndrome by Risky Moth September 7, 2011

Baby Top Energy 

I’m baby but also a top energy.
Wow she’s got some baby top energy.
Baby Top Energy by Pirate lady December 21, 2020

Baby bottle top 

A man's penis that has no shaft and the head is shaped like that of a nipple on a baby bottle.
Robyn said it was the easiest 80 bucks she ever made due to the lack of having to bob because client Joe Schmoe has such a small baby bottle top penis.

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026