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Definitions by Hdj

"These are not your average pretzels, these are Vetzels, they taste the same"
Vetzel by Hdj February 20, 2008

gum bone 

Is a person with weak but flexible bone structure.
" Look at this gum bone , he can't pick up that box,but somehow he can fit in the box"
gum bone by Hdj February 20, 2008

Tipsy Tootling 

When a person is failing to be sneaky , and yet continues to attempt to be sneaky. Event if their cover is obviously blown.
" Hey pal I see you there in the bush , now quit Tipsy Tootling around like a little fart and get out of here"
Tipsy Tootling by Hdj February 20, 2008

Tipsy Topsy 

When a person snitches on someone's secret like a drunken fool.
" Why did you have to go all Tipsy Topsy on me and make me look bad"
Tipsy Topsy by Hdj February 20, 2008

hobo missile 

Is a 40.oz beer bottle emptied and ready to be used as airborne missile.
"Watch out for that bum with the beer, he's about to turn that bottle in to a hobo missile"
hobo missile by Hdj February 19, 2008
Is a term used when a gun is placed under a persons chin, and the blast blows the persons brain out the top of their head.
" you wont be so smart when I make your skull in to a top hat"
top hat by Hdj February 19, 2008
when a person removes their shoe or sneaker, and very quietly sneaks behind some one and hits that person with the shoe or sneaker.
*hits a unsuspecting person with a shoe* " SNEAKA BITCH"
sneaka by Hdj February 19, 2008