Definitions by Hdj

Vetzel 

A V letter shaped pretzel

"These are not your average pretzels, these are Vetzels, they taste the same"

Vetzel by Hdj February 20, 2008

gum bone 

Is a person with weak but flexible bone structure.

" Look at this gum bone , he can't pick up that box,but somehow he can fit in the box"

gum bone by Hdj February 20, 2008

Tipsy Tootling 

When a person is failing to be sneaky , and yet continues to attempt to be sneaky. Event if their cover is obviously blown.

" Hey pal I see you there in the bush , now quit Tipsy Tootling around like a little fart and get out of here"

Tipsy Tootling by Hdj February 20, 2008

Tipsy Topsy 

When a person snitches on someone's secret like a drunken fool.

" Why did you have to go all Tipsy Topsy on me and make me look bad"

Tipsy Topsy by Hdj February 20, 2008

hobo missile 

Is a 40.oz beer bottle emptied and ready to be used as airborne missile.

"Watch out for that bum with the beer, he's about to turn that bottle in to a hobo missile"

hobo missile by Hdj February 19, 2008

top hat 

Is a term used when a gun is placed under a persons chin, and the blast blows the persons brain out the top of their head.

" you wont be so smart when I make your skull in to a top hat"

top hat by Hdj February 19, 2008

Tip top 

The term started in England with the old expression " Top of the morning to you". The term then was said when noble men would "tip" the "top" of there top hat in the sign of their well being. Hence they are tipping there top to signal they are in top shape or things are at the top of the order.

man 1 : " How was the movie?"
man 2 : " Tip Top"

Tip top by Hdj February 19, 2008