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Tooth-Pasting 

(Or simply, 'pasting') is the act in which a person puts toothpaste on the body, generally the nipples, so that it is absorbed into the bloodstream. The main ingredient causing the high is not understood, but it is an opioid derivative. This drug can easily pass through the thin skin on the nipple.
"Hey, why does it look like you're lactating?"

"I just went Tooth-pasting!"
Tooth-Pasting by ConcernedParent October 17, 2012
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Tooth pasting

Sierra was tooth pasting that guy raw.
Tooth pasting by Boston Polito November 1, 2009

toothpasting 

the act of rubbing toothpaste on your nipples in order to get high
John: hey man wanna smoke some weed?

Tim: nah I got a better idea, have you ever tried toothpasting??

John: no dude wtf is that

Tim: it's fucknig awesome
toothpasting by MightySheep August 17, 2012

Toothepasting 

Toothepasting is when you take toothepaste and apply it to your nipples for the euphoric affects.
Dude me and Sam went toothePasting, shit was so cash
Toothepasting by ffol October 14, 2012

Toothpasting 

v. - The act of spreading toothpaste on your nipples to achieve a high. Toothpaste contains a chemical similar to opium, which enters the bloodstream through the thin skin of the areola, and stimulates your nerve cells to release Dopamine. This gives you a high similar to Marijuana, but stronger.
Dude, I got so ripped toothpasting last night.

My friends and I are going to go toothpasting, you wanna come?
Toothpasting by Asbrodean October 14, 2012

toothpasting 

when you put toothpaste on your nipples and it makes you high

also known as "pasting"
john and i were toothpasting when my parents weren't home and he almost passed out
toothpasting by nightlifecommando October 14, 2012

toothpasting 

It is expected that the small quantities of fluorides put into toothpaste can fluoridate the fatty acids present in almost all mammalian nipples, causing minute quantities of hydrofluoric acid to be released into the bloodstream. Normally HF is very toxic and bad for bones since it displaces calcium, but it is well established that low levels of HF over extended periods has proven to suppress nerve activity - hence the danger of HF acid burns since they are initially painless. This nerve suppression is believed to affect the brain, even in low concentrations, to produce a mild euphoria.
1. Mary and I went toothpasting down at Paco's house last night, that shit was nuts!

2. Toothpasting will fuck yo shit up!
toothpasting by yourBro October 14, 2012
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