v. - The act of spreading toothpaste on your nipples to achieve a high. Toothpaste contains a chemical similar to opium, which enters the bloodstream through the thin skin of the areola, and stimulates your nerve cells to release Dopamine. This gives you a high similar to Marijuana, but stronger.
Dude, I got so ripped toothpasting last night.
My friends and I are going to go toothpasting, you wanna come?
My friends and I are going to go toothpasting, you wanna come?
by Asbrodean May 06, 2012
v. Toothpasting
The act of spreading toothpaste on ones
nipples to create a high from titanium dioxide
reacting with the central nervous system.
"Toothpasting" is also known as "pasting".
The act of spreading toothpaste on ones
nipples to create a high from titanium dioxide
reacting with the central nervous system.
"Toothpasting" is also known as "pasting".
"We should stop by CVS to pick up some
Colgate so we can start TOOTHPASTING tonight."
"Yeah man, lets get pasted!"
Colgate so we can start TOOTHPASTING tonight."
"Yeah man, lets get pasted!"
by Austinium83 May 08, 2012
Toothpasting is a fad similar to huffing paint - a poorfag's way of getting high. It involves increasing the permeability of the skin on your nipples (either by rubbing them with an abrasive, or alcohol, a paint thinner, or nail polish remover), and then covering your nipples in toothpaste. A chemical from the toothpaste then absorbs through your skin and enters the bloodstream, getting you high.
It also works if taken as an anal suppository, but a tingly minty ass isn't as fun as tingly nipples.
It also works if taken as an anal suppository, but a tingly minty ass isn't as fun as tingly nipples.
Dude, I finally found a good way of getting into Sarah's shirt - I just told her I'd help her try toothpasting. I just rubbed her tits with mouthwash and then ten minutes of Colgate later we were zoning out.
by JimmyJohnBobo May 08, 2012
The act of applying toothpaste containing TiO2 (titanium dioxide) to the nipples or genitals, for a unique "high" effect. Causes severe spacial distortion, loss of balance, hallucinations, etc.
by Paul2600 May 08, 2012
by FuccNutt April 29, 2019
When you are wearing pants with a belt while you have to take a shit and you attempt to pull your pants down.
Person 1: I heard that my coworker likes toothpasting
Person 2: What the literal fuck is wrong with them?!
Person 2: What the literal fuck is wrong with them?!
by LeifAttacc October 12, 2021
Rubbing toothpaste on your nipples. A new way to get high, teenagers everywhere are starting to do this and it is growing popularity. Parents and staffs at high schools are growing awareness to this issue as it is a very easy to come by and anybody could be doing it.
Guy 1: "Man, we should toothpaste later I just bought some from the store"
Guy 2: "Yeah! My parents never suspected anything when I bought 4 packs of toothpaste yesterday, toothpasting is so fun man, this is gonna be awesome!!"
Guy 2: "Yeah! My parents never suspected anything when I bought 4 packs of toothpaste yesterday, toothpasting is so fun man, this is gonna be awesome!!"
by Toothpaster256 May 08, 2012