kerbaffled

to be kerbaffled is to be in a state of extreme shock and confusion
tom: i thought everything was good but she told me she was leaving me for another guy

jim: wow, you must have been pretty kerbaffled by that

tom: i was, i've never been so kerbaffled in my life :|
by MightySheep December 19, 2012
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toothpasting

the act of rubbing toothpaste on your nipples in order to get high
John: hey man wanna smoke some weed?

Tim: nah I got a better idea, have you ever tried toothpasting??

John: no dude wtf is that

Tim: it's fucknig awesome
by MightySheep May 08, 2012
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