Tooth pasting
Tooth pasting by Boston Polito November 1, 2009
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Tooth-Pasting
(Or simply, 'pasting') is the act in which a person puts toothpaste on the body, generally the nipples, so that it is absorbed into the bloodstream. The main ingredient causing the high is not understood, but it is an opioid derivative. This drug can easily pass through the thin skin on the nipple.
Tooth-Pasting by ConcernedParent October 17, 2012
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John: hey man wanna smoke some weed?
Tim: nah I got a better idea, have you ever tried toothpasting??
John: no dude wtf is that
Tim: it's fucknig awesome
Tim: nah I got a better idea, have you ever tried toothpasting??
John: no dude wtf is that
Tim: it's fucknig awesome
toothpasting by MightySheep August 17, 2012
Toothepasting
Toothepasting by ffol October 14, 2012
Toothpasting
v. - The act of spreading toothpaste on your nipples to achieve a high. Toothpaste contains a chemical similar to opium, which enters the bloodstream through the thin skin of the areola, and stimulates your nerve cells to release Dopamine. This gives you a high similar to Marijuana, but stronger.
Dude, I got so ripped toothpasting last night.
My friends and I are going to go toothpasting, you wanna come?
My friends and I are going to go toothpasting, you wanna come?
Toothpasting by Asbrodean October 14, 2012
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toothpasting by nightlifecommando October 14, 2012
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It is expected that the small quantities of fluorides put into toothpaste can fluoridate the fatty acids present in almost all mammalian nipples, causing minute quantities of hydrofluoric acid to be released into the bloodstream. Normally HF is very toxic and bad for bones since it displaces calcium, but it is well established that low levels of HF over extended periods has proven to suppress nerve activity - hence the danger of HF acid burns since they are initially painless. This nerve suppression is believed to affect the brain, even in low concentrations, to produce a mild euphoria.
1. Mary and I went toothpasting down at Paco's house last night, that shit was nuts!
2. Toothpasting will fuck yo shit up!
2. Toothpasting will fuck yo shit up!
toothpasting by yourBro October 14, 2012
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