Toopey

When a lady slaps your friends dead remain so you cum

"How you feeling about brad's death"
"Oh it's fine my wife gave me a toopey and now I feel better"

by egg4birds March 20, 2023

Toomeyed

When a politician runs for office on the premise that he has principles and will defend a particular position, but abandons those principles during his first term, the people who voted for him have been "Toomeyed".

The Jr. Senator from PA ran in 2010 as a staunch defender of the 2nd amendment, assumed office in 2011, and in 2013 Toomeyed the voters by joining with with the likes of Chuck Schumer and Dianne Feinstein in a "Yes" vote for cloture on S 649.

by Ewussor April 13, 2013

toomey

Named after Senator Patrick Toomey (R) from Pennsylvania who is notorious for ignoring his constituents (he held zero in-person town halls since becoming elected in 2016 throughout key policy discussions including the appointment of various cabinet members requiring Senate approval to debating health care legislation, and he received tens of thousands of faxes from constituents who were unable to reach him using his email or phone), to toomey someone is to wilfully ignore them, especially in cases where it is one's job to pay attention to them.

Person A: Can you believe it?! That tech support guy just hung up on me!

Person B: Dude, you've just been toomeyed.

by citizen_grammarian June 23, 2017

Toope Moment

That moment when you or a friend fuck up typing a word or sentence multiple times in a row.

Jon: "I've been diagnosed with cacne"
"Canecr"
"Cancer"

Lucas: "Haha you just had a Toope Moment"

by overgrown cumstain December 10, 2020

Tooley

A true legend who is absolutely amazing in all fields. His skills vary from amazing defensive work in football or disrupting graphics lessons

Bill:Wow that guy is legendary
Ali: Yeah he's a total tooley

by Number 1 tooley fan June 24, 2010

Pulling a Tooney

A poor excuse to get out of doing something that thus person is too shy, lazy, or unsociable to do. Named after the infamous Daniel Toone (1991 AD).

Or pulling a member of society called Toone by the hair, either on head or pubic region.

Pulling a Tooney - "I can't come out, I have jetlag."

"I had to sign out, I thought I was ill but it turns out I was just hungry"

E.G Tooney is one lazy bastard, thus the term Pulling a Tooney to get out of something.

by chubbyfunster March 29, 2010

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