torpey 

When you cant read and go into english class with mrs. moore and antonio and she assigns 50 pages in a book then you try to read and your brain explodes all over the wall and mush sprays all over the mrs. moores face.

Man I was so torpey last night, I had to read a book for my english class and my brain just exploded all over my cat and my cat licked it up.

Man you must of been trippen.

torpey by Torpeatspaper123123123 September 28, 2010

Torpey 

A very odd person, who over uses the words such as "Goose" and "Goober" etc
Often called "Torpay" by sad and unlearned persons.

"Torpey!"
"You're such a Torpey for saying that"
"Stupid twat = Torpey"
"Come on Torpay"

Torpey by The Goose September 21, 2003

torpey 

An Aussie slang for a "torpedo" kick. When kicking am oblong ball (i.e. gridiron ball, rugby ball, Aussie rules ball), it means to have the ball spin along it's longest axis, thus providing fantastic aerodynamics. Plus it looks pretty cool.

(in sports commentators voice) "Oh, a beautiful torpie there bounces into touch."

torpey by Ryan Mock April 8, 2005

torpey 

Der Best in der West

Torpey pwns yo mama's asssss

torpey by NUB_chicken April 6, 2005

torpedobeats 

Used by the Youtuber atsf in their World of warships videos. Torpedobeats take the Eurobeats used in certain animes when someone is drifting and apply it to dodging torpedo spreads from enemy players.

Wows player 1: I had some really good torpedobeats earlier

other person: how so?
Wows player 1: I dodged 3 full spreads of torpedos from a fubuki while I was fighting them in my Atago
Other person: Noice. wtf does that mean.
Wows player 1: its an injoke in Wows.

torpedobeats by a random weeb May 23, 2016

pink torpedo 

A penis.

"My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo, I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo!"

pink torpedo by thatgirldrinkinglemonade July 9, 2003

Houdini Torpedo 

A Houdini Torpedo is when you drop a Deuce in the toilet bowl and the trajectory and velocity of the fecal matter leaving ones anus causes the elongated mass of shit to disappear out the drain pipe without leaving any evidence of its existence in the bowl.

Honey, you won't believe what just happened, I took a crap and after wiping my shit stained ass , I placed the used toilet paper in the bowl only to realize I produced a Houdini Torpedo, it was like majic , my shit had completely disappeared ! I

Houdini Torpedo by TheJetPilot October 25, 2016