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Australian swimmer Ian Thorpe. See also Thorpedo.
Thorpey and Hoogie are SO getting it on, I don't care what they say.
Thorpey by M March 18, 2005
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The act of riding a friend like a horse while screaming "TOPEY TOPEY TOPEY." Usually performed in a pool or body of water.
Bill: I'mma topey you.

Mark: Oh shit.

Bill: I'MMA RIDE YOU LIKE SEABISCUIT.
Topey by Doopadoop...adoop August 14, 2011
To have sex in a public place, such as a tent or a bush, usually while people are watching
mate so ur telling me u had sex in a bush.. while sam watched? o that is so guna b known as doing a thorpey

u had sex in a tent with ppl outside it, u did a thorpey agen didnt u? at least u live up 2 ur name

dude b rle did a thorpey wen he got head in that barn while the girls best mate was watching
Thorpey by Barclay Bram March 25, 2008
To get totally shitfaced drunk at the point where you could potentially be hospitalized but are brave enough to risk death from alcohol poisoning.
Ahh mate last night johnny did a thorpey.
Thorpey by Johnny Bridges March 23, 2008
One who frequents smutty sexual acts including, but not limited to, the Birmingham booty call and the San Franciscan slop tart. Comes from the unfortunate incidence of running into many of these people in school, work, or any social setting; hence asking yourself why god is doing this to me.
I was at this party yesterday and some vegan was eyeing me down, clearly looking to perform the Thomey on me.
thomey by Robert Page January 30, 2008
Don't ask what THOREY is. NOBODY knows.
THOREY by imanalienhahahaha August 8, 2021