Toolution 

The act of a tool going being toolish and spreading it everywhere.

Bob: Have you heard the news?

Ron: No, I haven't. What's going on?

Bob: Some tool is preading their toolish behavior everywhere and more people are being turned into tools.

Ron: Oh, sounds like some Toolution is happening.

Toolution by CaptainJefe April 29, 2010

Toomotional 

Someone who is too emotional (way too much drama basically) . It is the opposite of Nomotional, someone who is not much emotional

Hey, will you stop being Toomotional?
Bryan is such a Toomotional

Toomotional by 27weeks March 11, 2021

toillution 

The strange, sometimes bizarre pollution that is commonly found in the toilet and/or on the seat of public bathrooms, or even one's own. These pollutants can be; but not limited to: toilet paper - used or unused, feces and/or urine, and other various foreign substances. The source of toillution is almost always unknown.

Toillution oftentimes produces a feeling of dismay or frustration upon the person who has to use the toilet to expel feces. One method of dealing with this problem other than flushing is to create a landing strip with a piece of toilet paper. This should cushion the impact of the feces and prevent any unwanted substance from splashing onto the buttocks.

Ugh, this toilet is contaminated with toillution!

Angry person: Urghhh! Everytime I have to use the bathroom there is toillution! Where does it all come from!?

toillution by d-wat May 19, 2008

tootation 

When a person farts

Person 1: what was that
Person 2: oh sorry it was my tootation

tootation by Isa bleu November 9, 2017

tatolution 

Evolution of tato

The tatolution follows amongst American fries, hashbrowns, etc

tatolution by Ghostlywolfles August 1, 2018

Toolotron

Someone who is an absolute machine to the cause of maintaining their tool status.

Adam goes beyond being just a tool- he is a toolotron.

Toolotron by letsgouni April 22, 2011

poolution 

Pollution that directly affects a pool, i.e. someone who needs to piss but doesn't want to get out and just "lets it happen"

Joe: I really gotta go man
Matt: Well get out, we're all swimmin in here and dont want your poolution

poolution by p-zak October 30, 2006