Fail Bucket

A term used to point out fails like: Jokes, Stunts, Magic Tricks ect.

Person 1: Wanna here a funny joke?

Person 2: Sure!

Person 1: So there's a sick crow on a branch and he says to a hawk: I think I'm a about to crow-up on you!

Person 2: ....

Person 1: So what do you think?

Person 2: .... That is a new joke added to The Fail Bucket

Person 1: Oh......Ok :(

by CaptainJefe April 07, 2010

Blink Shot

When your getting your picture taken and right when it takes your picture you blink and your eyes are closed on the picture.

Hey, these are good photos of you!

Oh, thanks

Wait... Why are your eyes closed on this photo?

Aw... CRAP! It's a Blink Shot!

by CaptainJefe January 12, 2010

Continuation Dancer

Someone who keeps dancing even though the music has stopped.

Why is Fred still dancing? Hasn't relized the music has stopped?

Yeah, but he's a Continuation Dancer.

by CaptainJefe December 16, 2009

Rowboat

When you jerk off two cocks in each hand while simultaneously riding another cock.

Tina likes to rowboat guys in the cafeteria

by CaptainJefe November 25, 2017

UD Envy

When your on Urban Dictionary and you see all these clever words and you envy because you didn't think of them.

Person #1: I'm so envious of all these awesome words on Urban Dictionary

Person #2: Yeah I know there amazing!! (UD Envy)

by CaptainJefe January 10, 2010

Ig'd

v. Short version "ignored"

Alternate versions

v. "Ig" short for "ignore"

Dude I: Dude man I was texting my friend last night and we had a big conversation and he suddenly Ig'd me!

Dude II: Seriously? What a jerk!

Dude I: You said it!

by CaptainJefe July 06, 2010

LOBL

The acronym for "Laying On Bed Laughing"

Sam: Man last night while I was in bed watching a Youtube video on my iPhone I was LOBL!

Jack: What video was it?

Sam: I don't wanna say.

by CaptainJefe April 27, 2010