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Tonguejoy 

A micro vibrator for oral sex. Invented right here in the USA this micro massager is made for oral sex. It attaches to the tongue either with a barbell if your tongue is pierced or a comfortable band. It also has other sized bands for your finger and penis. It has batteries so this can last a long time unlike other adult toy products that are for a one time use. Innovative. It is the only adult toy that holds all Patents for Oral vibrations! Creative and super cool! www.tonguejoy.com
To spice up our love life my partner and I are playing with tonguejoy these days...
Tonguejoy by TONGUEJOY May 9, 2013
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The mark of The Chosen One, from the movie "Kung Pow: Enter the Fist."

Basically, it's Steve Oedekerk's "talking tongue." Even though the movie wasn't all that great, Tonguey made the whole thing worth watching.
Yea, yea!!!!!!!! *wink*
Tonguey by Jason L. April 12, 2005

tonguegod 

A man who has mastered the art of female oral pleasure.
I slept with Anthony lastnight and he was a tonguegod!
tonguegod by tonguegod70 September 12, 2010

tonguejack 

To lick furiously with intent to stimulate or destroy. Usually tongue jacking is done to the asshole, cooter, or nuts.
My shitboxwas in need of an immidiate tonguejacking due to the massive load my boyfriend just blew on it.
Also see...toungejack.
tonguejack by Shweetbox August 4, 2005
1. Having the characteristics of a tongue. Can be used to describe a number of things ranging from romantic experiences to objects resembling the appearance, feel, or other aspects of a tongue. Some people have attempted with mixed levels of success to use this word as a way to earn four more points in a game of Scrabble by adding the letter 'y' to the word 'tongue'.
a. When I reached into the box, I was disgusted to find a very tonguey object inside.
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b. I would have won that game of Scrabble, but the word 'tonguey' has not been added to the Merriam-Websters Dictionary yet.
Tonguey by Scrabble Man May 20, 2009
A kiss in which one or both partners use too much tongue.
I made out with my best friend, but because we were so drunk, it was too tonguey.
tonguey by Kay-tee January 3, 2007
A day of the week where every guy finds a special girl to tongue down. It could be anyone that you've always wanted to tongue down. Unless you're gay and into ass eating then it's a totally different meaning.
Now that it's Tongueday I can finally, eat Amy's shaved twat.
tongueday by dick and jane October 13, 2014
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