Tondu

A swear word which could be anything or mean anything.
Only the sayer knows the truth.

Shut up you tondu
Go suck a tondu
Damn that's a big tondu
I like big tondus and I cannot lie

by Hhfsubchbvvv September 8, 2016

tondue

The act of sticking ones arm up a man's ass and wearing his penis as a sock puppet from the inside using the index and middle fingers.

I hooked up with Vince last night and had a wonderful tondue session. He taught me how to make his dick do the Soulja Boy dance.

by xbadxonex February 26, 2008