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bung tonguer
One who enjoys the delicious taste and odor of his womans ass cheeks spread wide as he takes in her sphincter aroma and then cleanses her browneye squeeky clean with his tongue. Usually following up with a bit of balls deep anal action.
As a bung tonguer, I cleansed my old ladys asshole and then she let me bust a nut deep in her bung pipe.
bung tonguer by The Cornhole King January 19, 2005
tonguelest
To be molested with the tonuge. Involves the licking of a particular part of the anatomy when one is not expecting AND not particularly wanting it; most usually the face. Tonguelestation is never violent, only done in a playful manner meant to amuse those around and to slightly (or severely) irritate the person being tonguelested. The usual consequences of tonguelestation are the victim being covered in large amounts of slobber and the tounglestor being smacked (usually in the arm and usually playfully).
tonguelest by Queen of the Lemmings November 17, 2006
tonguelest
To be molested with the tonuge. Involves the licking of a particular part of the anatomy when one is not expecting AND not particularly wanting it; most usually the face. Tonguelestation is never violent, only done in a playful manner meant to amuse those around and to slightly (or severely) irritate the person being tonguelested. The usual consequences of tonguelestation are the victim being covered in large amounts of slobber and the tounglestor being smacked (usually in the arm and usually playfully).
tonguelest by Queen of the Lemmings November 10, 2008
tonguemenship
tonguemenship by Sir Rob :P July 29, 2018
Tonguer
An individual that lovingly performs the fine art of fellatio with lots of hot tongue action including flicking and licking from balls to the head. A tonguer is a coveted sexual partner.
Tonguer by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2017
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