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to forcefully thrust your tongue into one of many holes
im going to tongue punch your fartbox
by tonguepucnhyou August 28, 2010
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Jul 24 Word of the Day
It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.
β€œWhere did you go after we left the pub?”
β€œDunno, CRAFT.”
by AKACroatalin November 07, 2015
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A hard, forceful attack from a tongue to a woman's special area which allows for maximum pleasure and minimal neck strain.
My woman came over last night, I made her dinner and a quick tongue punch before we went to sleep.
by Flizoyd April 30, 2006
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Sharp quick tounge thrust to ass hole.
Pay the bill and let’s get outta here so I can get you home and tongue punch the shit out of you.
by Scratch7 December 28, 2017
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The viscious act of craming one's tongue into a body orfice
Dude, I tongue punched that old lady's smelly dirt ring!!
by comet1 July 16, 2010
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The act of sticking your tounge in someones oriffice.
I am going to tongue punch your dirt hole(ass!)!
by matumus February 02, 2010
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