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Tandoorettes Syndrome

The condition of occasionally slipping into an Indian accent for particular words or phrases. Similar to tics that characterise Tourettes Syndrome.

Usually experienced by english-speaking people of Indian heritage, possibly from subconciously taking on speech aspects of relatives during childhood, possibly from watching too much Russel Peters.
- Nah, I should be fine on the couch. it's come-for-table.
- what the hell was that?
- oh its just my Tandoorettes Syndrome playing up :P
Amalgamation of the words "Tip" and "Condom" meaning Tip-Condom. A condom that covers only the tip of a man's penis for maximum pleasure during safe intercourse.
Efron loves to use tondoms when he gets down. He says it feels like nothing is even there!

Be careful when using a tondom, it might pop off when you bust!
Tondom by That Good Goodly Dick October 28, 2014

tandoori 

slang for indian vagina
see also meat pie
damn that tandoori is dripping
tandoori by emilios cumalotttus November 1, 2006

Tandoori Splatz 

Firey, ass burning shits induced by eating too much spicy curry foods.
Whew! I'm sweating. This curry chicken is super spicy. Just wait. In about three hours your ass will be sweating with the tandoori splatz.

tandoori oven 

When an East Indian guy farts in bed, under the covers.
Apu! It stinks in here, did you make a tandoori oven?
tandoori oven by BCRafe October 23, 2007

tandoori clamp 

the tightening of the bumhole during anul sex
pulled a girl last night, gave me the tandoori clamp. never doing that again
tandoori clamp by discodavemin April 28, 2011