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Tomer moment 

Used when someone either confused, didnt get the joke or does something stupid
Person 1 : what do you mean?

Person 2 : this is a tomer moment...
Tomer moment by GeneralPutte February 16, 2021
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Tomer moment 

When someone acts confused to an extremely obvious statement
Person 1: I need to go sleep now, see you later!
Person 2: ???
Person 1: Tomer moment
Tomer moment by pogge5 February 19, 2021

Mote Tome 

Mote tome means anything you want it to. You can use it as any part of speech. Superlative and musical in nature.
"Mote tome that shit!"

"Mote to the motherfucking TOME!"

Ya know this song needs a little more Mote Tome.
Mote Tome by mister.G June 26, 2014

Tomczacked 

A Tomczack (pronounced "tom-chack") occurs when you're headed for the sole available bathroom stall, but are denied entrance because someone suddenly sneaks in ahead of you.

Being Tomczacked is somewhat akin to losing at musical chairs, so the term is applicable to many similar situations, such as missing out on the last table at Starbucks, or having someone else take action on an idea before you do.
I was headed for the bathroom across the atrium to pinch a loaf, but one of the guys from that office in the corner appeared out of nowhere and Tomczacked me!
Tomczacked by turrican November 9, 2007

Moaning Tomer 

When two men face opposite ends of a room and slowly back into each other until their asses lightly touch. It is imperative that no eye contact is made.

See also: Whispering Jim
Those guys totally changed the mood of the party when they decided to start a Moaning Tomer.
Moaning Tomer by bizzolt October 11, 2011
The most beautiful and gorgeous person to walk on earth. She is always smiling and is super fun to be around. Everyone loves her.
OH look! Have you seen Tomke?!
Tomke by twinklingunicorn86 July 10, 2020