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Tomer moment 

Used when someone either confused, didnt get the joke or does something stupid
Person 1 : what do you mean?

Person 2 : this is a tomer moment...
Tomer moment by GeneralPutte February 16, 2021
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Tomer moment 

When someone acts confused to an extremely obvious statement
Person 1: I need to go sleep now, see you later!
Person 2: ???
Person 1: Tomer moment
Tomer moment by pogge5 February 19, 2021

Mote Tome 

Mote tome means anything you want it to. You can use it as any part of speech. Superlative and musical in nature.
"Mote tome that shit!"

"Mote to the motherfucking TOME!"

Ya know this song needs a little more Mote Tome.
Mote Tome by mister.G June 26, 2014

Tomczacked 

A Tomczack (pronounced "tom-chack") occurs when you're headed for the sole available bathroom stall, but are denied entrance because someone suddenly sneaks in ahead of you.

Being Tomczacked is somewhat akin to losing at musical chairs, so the term is applicable to many similar situations, such as missing out on the last table at Starbucks, or having someone else take action on an idea before you do.
I was headed for the bathroom across the atrium to pinch a loaf, but one of the guys from that office in the corner appeared out of nowhere and Tomczacked me!
Tomczacked by turrican November 9, 2007

Louis TomLEGENDson 

Louis 'TomLEGENDSON' Tomlinson: master of making an awkward situation more awkward. When One Direction appeared on the Xtra Factor after bandmate Harry Styles (17) kissed host Caroline Flack (32), Louis didn't dissapoint Directioners by bringing up the awkward subject.
Olly: How does it feel to to back?
Harry: It feels nice..walking around the corridors..it's really nice.
Caroline: So you just like walking around corridors?
Louis: I think he's quite nervous around you.

Olly: Which girl do you fancy the most, Harry?
Louis (interjecting): Caroline

Girl: Did you see that Xtra Factor interview with One Direction?
You: Yes! Louis should switch his name to Louis TomLEGENDson!
Louis TomLEGENDson by bring1dtome December 2, 2011

Moaning Tomer 

When two men face opposite ends of a room and slowly back into each other until their asses lightly touch. It is imperative that no eye contact is made.

See also: Whispering Jim
Those guys totally changed the mood of the party when they decided to start a Moaning Tomer.
Moaning Tomer by bizzolt October 11, 2011
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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