Tom Sawyerd 

The encore act of painting the Vagina walls with the man’s semen. Slide the tip to create an even coat finish on the proverbial fence with a level of quality to truly honor Tom Sawyer. Fact - it is okay to allow some paint to enter between the crack of the fence.

I pulled out and Tom Sawyerd her lips with my burgeoning load of sizzling hot semen; stroking up and down to create a fantastic work of art.

Tom Sawyerd by JKleezy January 4, 2020

Tom Sawyer'd [tom sawyer] 

To be tricked or deceived into performing a laborious or unpleasant task vie reverse psychology.

steve: damn it John Tom Sawyer'd tom sawyer me into helping him clean

tom sawyer: haha

Tom Sawyer'd [tom sawyer] by pi3r8 October 23, 2008

Tom Sawyer Raft Ride 

The act of taking a dump on a hard surface, like a table or counter, and having your partner lay down on it with their back, causing it to spread between their back and the surface. After the dump is spread, you then stand above them and piss all over their face.

The Tom Sawyer Raft Ride is a lot more refreshing than it sounds...

Tom Sawyer Raft Ride by Stunzeedkus March 1, 2011

Tom Sawyer Plan 

A needlessly complicated plan to accomplish a simple task.

Creating an elaborate scheme involving things like lasers, explosions, rope ladders, poisoning and painstakingly crafted lies to make things more cool, interesting and exciting when all could be solved simply by telling the truth, getting the key or using the back exit, etc.

Cool for the sake of cool in effect (often used in movie plot explanations or sitcom plots).

The name Tom Sawyer Plan comes from Huckleberry Finn where Tom makes an elaborate scheme to free Jim from the plantation when they could have just gotten he key the whole time.

Sheldon Cooper on the Big Bang Theory's web of lies to avoid seeing Penny in RENT, which build on each other until he has to go on a weekend trip, hire an actor and keep up an elaborate fake back story to get out of seeing one play.

Tom Sawyer Plan by TheArtNouveauGirl October 23, 2009

Tom Sawyer 

Someone who uses elaborate plots, schemes, lies, or manipulations in order to get out of responsibility and/or grift someone.

The attempted use of elaborate plots, schemes, lies, or manipulations in order to get out of responsibility and/or grift someone.

Or the succesful attempt of elaborate plots, schemes, lies, or manipulations in order to get out of responsibility and/or grift someone.

Tony not only talked his way out the parking ticket, he got the meter maid's phone number. The guy is such a Tom Sawyer.

Larry tried to Tom Sawyer his way through the interview, but just couldn't keep his facts straight.

Tom Sawyer by Andrew Mullen December 27, 2008

tom sawyer 

1. One of Canadian Supergroup Rush's best known songs.

2. The poster song for Rush. Basically the song people know when they pretend to like Rush to gain respect of a friend who likes rush.

A modern warrior mean mean stride, todays Tom Sawyer, mean mean pride.

"i love tom sawyer"
"dude, maybe you should listen to some of their other songs"

tom sawyer by Betsch February 28, 2008

Tom Sawyer 

That one song by a given band that everyone knows, even if they know nothing else by the band.

Named for the song by Rush.

Smells Like Teen Spirit is Nirvana's Tom Sawyer.

Tom Sawyer by nbmft13 July 30, 2015