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Tolunking 

While performing oral sex on a female you take the oppotunity to explore all orifices
tolunking my girl always make her cum.
Tolunking by mtschz September 15, 2010
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honkey tonking 

Redneck slang for going to the bar and having a good time.
"We'll go honkey tonking 'round this town" -Hank Williams Sr.
honkey tonking by Voneville September 7, 2005

tree trunking 

Mindlessly defending, laughing at or admiring a person, typically someone of a celebration status.

Similar to how a treehugger defends trees even though the tree would not defend the treehugger.
My friend is always tree trunking Charles Barkley. He laughs at everything he says. Now that Shaq is also on the show, he can take turns swinging from their branches.
tree trunking by blkbam January 5, 2012

tonking  

(taun'kin)
n.

1. to beat an opponent clinically
Everton FC gave Sunderland a facking tonking this weekend.
tonking by Lank Boy December 26, 2007

elephant trunking 

the process of smacking your penis across the face of a woman during sex
After I donkey punched that hoe I woke her up by elephant trunking her 6 times across the cheeks
elephant trunking by What is Gee April 25, 2009

Front Trunking

The act of waving your penis up and down like an Elephants trunk whilst wearing an Elephant G-String and making elephant sounds.
Shower me with your Front Trunk!, Been Front Trunking since been Front Trunking.
A mashup of the words drunk and tweeting. Tweeting while intoxicated.
Sally was twunking up a storm last night...too bad I could barely read her tweets, she was too drunk to type!
twunking by mamakiki December 31, 2009
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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