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1. to beat an opponent clinically
Everton FC gave Sunderland a facking tonking this weekend.
by Lank Boy November 26, 2007
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One who has a mania for music.
I am a melomaniac.
by Larstait November 14, 2003
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The official name for throwing stones at a can. Named after the impact sound of a stone hitting a can. In a game of tonk the object being tonked is known as a tonk, but the object doing the tonking is also known as a tonk.

Carpet tonking is not allowed
Gary's committed, I saw him tonking on the beach on Christmas day
by The Big Prune January 31, 2018
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The act of using unfair means to overtake another player's car whilst playing racing games. This can involve pushing them off the track or hitting them with weapons. In games such as Micro Machines it is possible to tonk someone with a frying pan.
"I only lost because Mike is a big tonking bastard!"
by Microphone February 07, 2006
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