tonking

(taun'kin)
n.

1. to beat an opponent clinically

Everton FC gave Sunderland a facking tonking this weekend.

by Lank Boy December 26, 2007

tonking

The official name for throwing stones at a can. Named after the impact sound of a stone hitting a can. In a game of tonk the object being tonked is known as a tonk, but the object doing the tonking is also known as a tonk.

Carpet tonking is not allowed

Gary's committed, I saw him tonking on the beach on Christmas day

by The Big Prune January 31, 2018

tonking

The act of using unfair means to overtake another player's car whilst playing racing games. This can involve pushing them off the track or hitting them with weapons. In games such as Micro Machines it is possible to tonk someone with a frying pan.

"I only lost because Mike is a big tonking bastard!"

by Microphone February 7, 2006

Tonking

Where a man uses his erect penis to slap his partner's face

I gave her a good tonking

I woke her up with a tonking

by Cjkp November 19, 2023

Tonking

Where a man uses his erect penis to slap his partner's face

I gave her a good tonking

I woke her up with a tonking

by Cjkp November 19, 2023

honkey tonking

Redneck slang for going to the bar and having a good time.

"We'll go honkey tonking 'round this town" -Hank Williams Sr.

by Voneville September 7, 2005

Tonkinese

A breed of cat that is half Burmese, half Siamese. They are the most beautiful and sweet creature any mortal (or immortal) will ever meet.

'Aww! Look at the cute little Tonkinese. Isn't it so cute?'

by kittens Σ:3 July 1, 2014