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Soul Trucking 

When you feel as though your soul has been run over by a truck...
Oh mannnn. I failed my exam, got dumped by my girlfriend, and wrecked my car. I got mad soul trucked, man. Mad soul trucked...

Wow... that soul trucking can be rough, dude.

Touching tips 

A well-guarded secret greeting amongst men that may only occur in the absence of women. It is performed by pressing the tips of two penises together, head on, forming a straight veiny line. Verbal consent is strongly recommended and eye contact is not advised. Can be used to determine if a male is circumsided without creating an awkward or uncomfortable situation.
"Hello there fine Sir, interested in Touching Tips?"
"Of course, how could one turn down such a reasonable request."
*touches tips together*
"Perfect, but I couldn't help but notice that you're circumcised."
"What a keen and correct observation that you have made."
Touching tips by Fromundo June 20, 2016

Traffic Touching 

A game in which you drive up next to another in traffic and touch the side of their car while still driving ahead.
"Oh dude, we'll totally do some traffic touching after work."
Traffic Touching by ImNotNobody February 8, 2015

touching fish

A work ethic based on laziness as protest against current work culture in which

high productivity is demanded without sufficient reward or incentive.
- Yo bro, where's Tony? He's been gone for 30 minutes...
- I think he's in the bathroom touching fish.
touching fish by Shizibizan January 19, 2021

keep on trucking 

general phrase of encouragement meaning to stay focused on a particular job or in general.
"you're doing a great job,keep on trucking."

Touching hats 

The act of making love with one or more partners of any sex, referring to the touching of genitals
"So you remember the girl from last night? Well I took her home after and we were, uh, touching hats for a good two hours."
Touching hats by Sarg Pepper August 25, 2011