Definitions by Voneville

honkey tonk 

Redneck country slang for a dive bar. Ussually has saw dust on the floor, rebel flags, and big pickup trucks out front.

I was drinkin and dancin at the honkey tonk last night.

honkey tonk by Voneville September 14, 2005

righteous 

"Ole Skool" biker slang for a chopper with all the right stuff like a pyschadelic kandy paint job, upswept exhaust pipes, and a sissy bar at least 36" tall.

"Man, Messy Marvin, your scooter is one righteous chopper"

righteous by Voneville September 14, 2005

PUB 

Poor Urban Biker. Response to being called a RUB by so called "hard core" bikers.

Fuck You, I ain't no RUB, I'm straight PUB, Bro!

PUB by Voneville September 14, 2005

rat bike 

Urban sport bike ussually stripped down to bare essentials, painted flat black, and held together by zip ties and duct tape. Think Mad Max. Often the result of a nice new shinny bike being laid down by a squid and sold cheaply by the rider or insurance company. Common in the SF Bay area.

Did you see that guy on the rat bike in West Oakland doing a burn out in a puddle of burning gasoline?

rat bike by Voneville September 14, 2005

scooterist 

Someone who rides scooters. See Also: Scooter Fag for a better example.

I'm a scooterist, I own a Lambretta.

scooterist by Voneville September 14, 2005

honkey tonking 

Redneck slang for going to the bar and having a good time.

"We'll go honkey tonking 'round this town" -Hank Williams Sr.

honkey tonking by Voneville September 7, 2005

juke joint jumpin 

Old school hipster slang for Bar Hopping. Popular phrase for retro wankers that still swing dance.

"Me and my kitten are gonna go juke joint jumpin tonight daddy-o, ya dig?"

juke joint jumpin by Voneville September 7, 2005