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text-tosterone

attributed to men who text constantly
Jim : Frank has too much text-tosterone
Mike: I know 300 texts a day is insane!
by Frank Capobianco December 9, 2007
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tomateros

A Baseball team from Culiacan,Sinaloa
Tomateros won the world series.
by Hacker818 June 26, 2017
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Man-tosterone

noun - something that is strongly male-oriented or aggrandizing the male point of view either by way of violence, sex, dude humor, or sheer awesome. Growing use in Los Angeles and surrounding areas.
Judd Apatow's films are brewing with the sort of man-tosterone that makes even the nerdy guys in his audience feel cool.

No amount of man-tosterone could make the Heiniken Light feel right, so he just went with a Miller.
by Grace Ledding June 12, 2008
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tit tosterones

Another phrase for boobies and made famous by my bff. haha.
Look at those tit tosterones! They are huge! Lol!
by ashley marie thats me April 15, 2008
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Tomatrons

A particle emitted by an incredibly fat person, the first, and as yet only, recorded case being Tom. A Tomatron is the densest particle in existance, so dense that just one is capable of bending light and eight of them can block a black hole. Also has the side efect of draining the intelligence of people nearby.
Han Solo and the Millenium Falcon were on the verge of falling into a black hole until they kicked Tom out of the airlock so that he could block it with his Tomatrons
by Jacomo June 7, 2007
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Tooteronomy

A book in the butt bible where Mos-ass farts out three sermons to the Stinkalites and then eventually chokes to death on his own stench, resulting in Joshua's ascendency.
"Let us turn to the Book of Tooteronomy," the priest said, shortly before shitting himself.
by Ducks3562 March 8, 2021
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