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Tomatrons

A particle emitted by an incredibly fat person, the first, and as yet only, recorded case being Tom. A Tomatron is the densest particle in existance, so dense that just one is capable of bending light and eight of them can block a black hole. Also has the side efect of draining the intelligence of people nearby.
Han Solo and the Millenium Falcon were on the verge of falling into a black hole until they kicked Tom out of the airlock so that he could block it with his Tomatrons
by Jacomo June 7, 2007
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chinese tomatoes

Tom: " Hey nice garden. What is that dark green plant?"
Bill: "Thanks. Oh, they're Chinese Tomatoes."
by mademanseattle September 3, 2012
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Temporarily Out Of Tomatoes

A comment that one leaves on something on the internet to suggest disapproval.

Essentially, it is booing, without having any tomatoes to throw.

Can be abbreviated as TOT or T.O.T.
Make that video sucked ass. "Temporarily Out of Tomatoes"
by Tommy Vancouver August 25, 2009
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Fried Tomatoes Frequently

A euphemism used to talk about friends who enjoy having sex with eachother without commitment, i.e. Friends That Fuck
A: Dude, what's going on with Sarah and Peter? They're looking pretty friendly!

B: I think a bit of Fried Tomatoes Frequently is what's going on, if you know what I mean.
by Caravaner March 10, 2009
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asscrack tomatoes

Cherry tomatoes grown between the “cheeks,” around one’s asshole, sprouted from the dark, hairy, brown environment.
A fave hobby of the incarcerated male, asscrack tomatoes can be added to the typically vitamin and enzyme deficient salads routinely served by the state.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 23, 2020
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rotten tomatoes

A movie critic site which is one run by hipsters. They give terrible ratings to good/mainstream movies and extremely high ratings to "underground" or "cult classic" films that nobody has heard of.
*Navigates to Rotten Tomatoes*

*Sees The Boondock Saints got a 20% rating, but A Job Worth Doing, a straight to VHS movie that nobody has heard of, got 83% positive review by the "critics"*
by DarthXanax August 19, 2013
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asshole tomatoes

The mini-tomatoes that prison inmates cultivate in their intentionally unclean asshole hair because their diets are so limited.
Hey Bubba, throw me one of your asshole tomatoes, will ya?
by Dr Bunnygirl August 17, 2019
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