Toilet App 

An app for those who need a sense of peace or tranquillity while they are doing their business, by listening to some soothing or classical music, wise biblical verses or warnings, or worldly advice from successful businesspersons or celebrities.

The subscription-based version of the toilet app not only feeds you with daily spiritual and worldly nuggets from the best brains around the globe, but also tells you which clean or dirty public toilets in your vicinity still have advertisement space to promote your products or services.

Toilet App by Fasters January 30, 2023

toilet apped 

This is a technique used during the toilet time. You are bored, so you digged through some apps on the app store, and find a good toilet app. It's an app that interested you while on the toilet. Perhaps while shopping.

I toilet apped my phone again. I installed a few toilet apps.

toilet apped by SpitfireZero79 May 16, 2016

Skibidi toilet appreciation week 

July 12th - July 19th is Skbidi Toilet Appreciation Week, a time to celebrate the greatest creation ever: the Skbidi Toilet.

This tradition dates back to July 12th, 1776, when the Skbidi Toilets won a decisive battle against the British forces. The British had been capturing young Skbidi Toilet Rizz Masters and forcing them into slavery. The Skbidi Toilets, known for their unique abilities and unbreakable spirit, united to fight for their freedom.

The war was fierce and lasted several months, but the Skbidi Toilets' determination and innovative tactics led them to victory. On July 12th, 1776, the Skbidi Toilet army launched a surprise attack on the British stronghold. Using their advanced flushing technology and unmatched mobility, they overwhelmed the British forces, who were unprepared for such a formidable opponent.

This victory was a turning point in the war, leading to the eventual defeat of the British and the liberation of all enslaved Skbidi Toilets. The Skbidi Toilet army's bravery and strategic genius are celebrated during this week. Parades, reenactments, and special ceremonies honor the memory of those who fought for freedom.

**To Honour Them, People change their discord names to have "Skbidi" infront of it.

Person 1:"Hey did you here its skibidi toilet appreciation week?"

Person2:"Oh my!, i will change my discord name to skbidi bl4ck"

Skibidi toilet appreciation week by SkbidiToiletAppreciation July 12, 2024

Toiletpaperphobia 

Tearing off the last square or two of toilet paper bcuz u think it has germs on it even though you KNOW you were the last one to use the toilet paper (wich i do all the time)

I went to the bathroom and then came out and realized I still needed to gooo, even though I knew nobody had been in there since I was last, I still tore of the last 3 pieces. this is Toiletpaperphobia

Toiletpaperphobia by J Juvvy June 23, 2011

Toiletpaper rationing 

When you're taking a shit and you are on the last foot of toiletpaper and you have to break it up into individual peices and split those peices in half. Toiletpaper rationing usually works best on 3-ply toiletpaper with little puppies on them, 2-ply with flowers is also acceptable.

John: Dude, what took you so long?

Mike: Sorry bro, I was taking a dump in the school toilets and the janitor forgot to change the TP, so I was Toiletpaper rationing the fuck out of the left over TPaper.

John: Fuck....... Too much detail.

Toiletpaper rationing by Dr SmoothCheeez December 15, 2013

Toiletpaper Noose 

This word/phrase was formed as a sort of joke but really seems to have more meening.

A Toiletpaper Noose is a sort of empty threat. Like acting sad or saying "I'm going to kill myself" just for attention.

It's sad and moronic.

"Look at how sad he just got. He's just going to make a Toiletpaper Noose."

or "He's just Making a Toiletpaper Noose"

Toiletpaper Noose by Jake June 17, 2004

Indian toiletpaper

What you use when you can't find any toilet paper but are trapped on the toilet paper: your hand.

I couldn't find any T.P., so I just sucked it up and used some Indian toiletpaper.

Indian toiletpaper by ZombyWoof April 25, 2006