This is dried seaweed that your sexy Asian girlfriend or wife wants to eat when you are making California rolls.
Hey honey, can you give me some sheweed crackers and sticky rice? You make me dose Felicia California rolls. Be sure to shut da door on yah way out k hun?
by SpitfireZero79 December 06, 2023
The children smash things up in the car, bedroom, kitchen, conversations, especially when throwing a fit.
My kids were in the car, and I stare down at the floor and it's al chobulated. Like not ever before things get smashed and chobulated. Then we wonder why did you do that? Dad! I was mad!
by SpitfireZero79 October 01, 2020
This is the hit that a hockey player makes on another player. He gets hit so hard, his helmet flies off.
by SpitfireZero79 March 31, 2018
This is an occurrence when you are bored out of your mind taking a deucer and its taking a long time, so you get your smartphone out for a new app. It would normally not interest you, but seems your taking so long, might as well check it out.
by SpitfireZero79 May 06, 2016
by SpitfireZero79 February 14, 2018
This is when you have an officer knock on your door, and you were not expecting it. You feel flush, terrified, and extreme anxiety in less than 2 milliseconds.
Dude! When that officer came up to the window, you had a serious 'niption man, thought you were going to die.
by SpitfireZero79 January 24, 2017
by SpitfireZero79 February 19, 2022